Emmanuel Seigner

French expact living behind the (old) enemy lines.

[Emmanuel Seigner @manuzeg]

@Gatwick_Airport we have been waiting in front of the baggage claim belt for over 30 minutes now for flight TP1330. No update

[Emmanuel Seigner @manuzeg]

The media coverage of the Middle East crisis is appalling. Is their job to inform or scare the public? In times of great turbulences we deserve better than that!

[Emmanuel Seigner @manuzeg]

@chilternrailway A long web form... The perfect answer to the problem. Good luck fixing it

[Emmanuel Seigner @manuzeg]

@chilternrailway you need to seriously train your staff. One is asking you to run when the other one closes the door in front of your face. Disgraceful

[Boucherie Ovalie @BoucherieOvalie]

On vit dans un monde où un coach du RCT a une plus longue durée de vie que le premier ministre anglais.

[Emmanuel Seigner @manuzeg]

@British_Airways tried to contact you to get a refund for a cancelled flight. Website asks me to call; you disconnect me. Now what?

[ThatsJewThatis @Thatsjewthatis]

The audience at The Swan Theatre in High Wycombe think that David Baddiel is a funt, bar steward, cock womble, nit wit, see you next Tuesday, Arsenal fan, chair hater and a Skinner shagger.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

When you're feeling down, just remember:

"Four Seasons Total Landscaping"

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

One down. One to go.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

So ridiculous. Donald must work on his Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Donald, Chill!

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Holy shit Pete Buttigieg, holy shit!

[Paul Carmichael @PaulCarmichaelV]

Gavin Williamson: “The danger is that pupils will be over-promoted into jobs that are beyond their competence" #AlevelResults

[William Reeve @wreeve]

Fascinating - wonderful way to consider our similarities and our differences

[Charly @Jude_Rigby]

@canalplus #Cesar2020 https://t.co/ouFExMydBk

[Jason Robinson @Jason15Robinson]

So glad I’m not playing anymore when you see 2 players who are 100% committed to a high ball and one gets a red because he didn’t jump!! 🤷🏽‍♂️ #needCommonSense #changethelaws #spoilingthegame #notaREDcardoffence #NZvFRA #justsaying

[Emmanuel Seigner @manuzeg]

@HistoryJHGS Hi - are you still on track for a 20:30 arrival at school?

[Emmanuel Seigner @manuzeg]

@BTCare I was hoping that you would pick that up and engage beyond the first tweet

[Emmanuel Seigner @manuzeg]

@BTCare M'y broadband connection after one of your team has been running done test on it. She also told me she'll call me back. 45 min and waiting

[Emmanuel Seigner @manuzeg]

@bt_uk is breaking into new grounds of abysmal service tonight. It is now broken and I am still waiting for you to call back

[Emmanuel Seigner @manuzeg]

Que dire... https://t.co/2XqUCVfF9x