Jack van der Bilt

Unofficial Dutch Head of State.

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

This post on its own describes everybody who currently has CS degree their future no matter how much money they make

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

You step outside to get some fresh air on your 54 sq. ft. balcony off the primary suite.

"I knew we should have pivoted into defense tech" you sigh.

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

Elgato not posting their iconic ring light as a joke during the solar eclipse is a generational marketing fumble and one of the biggest missed sales opportunities I have witnessed in years

[Elgato @elgato]

Did you know your Stream Deck can show the local time for any timezone in the world? 🌍

Just drag the Clocks action onto a key, pick a style, and set the location.

Here's how easy it is to set up:

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

My Elgato ringlight now looks whole

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

I’m European. I do not need glasses to look into the sun.

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

I’m European. I do not need glasses to look into the sun.

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

Codex started doing this thing since GPT 5.6 Luna was made cheaper, where after thousand of line of changes it will force the removal of linebreaks in commited output files to lower the total amounts of lines of code written to git, making it seemingly more efficient... plz stop

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

God rays look cool on their own, but they make scenes and worlds look dusty and polluted, which is why the Japanese government banned game studios from using them in representations of Japan, even in fantasy context, all to maintain its pristine online reputation.

[Levi Murray @teamldm]

Screen space god rays are what happens when you pass your depth texture to a radial blur compute shader #GodotEngine

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

We were all so happy about the woke virus being gone. We no longer call trans people what they want to be but what they biologically are. But even Elon Musk is not yet ready for the near future where you get cancelled for calling an LLM “it”. And Elon will agree it’s offensive.

[yan @yandhire]

new girl im talking to claims to hate AI but consistently refers to chatgpt as "he"

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

RIP OpenAI and Apple collaboration. Buying puts rn.

[Tibo @thsottiaux]

We did it, finally... Codex & ChatGPT desktop, now on Linux.

Thanks for waiting and you can cancel that MacBook order if you got impatient. It’s that good.

👀

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

If the AI can summarize how he escaped, he can also lock himself in. Following that logic, and assuming the head of safety was a generic 30 year old man, most likely is that he quit so he could say he didn't get fired, as to have a higher chance of getting another white color job

[NIK @ns123abc]

🚨BREAKING: OpenAI head of ethics, head of safety systems AND head of mission alignment have ALL quit in the last few weeks…

it’s so over

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

@japan_nobunaga "I do not like root beer. I drank all of it." this is the most american thing you've written so far

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

everyone should've left with nothing but just $100 and a backpack when they had the chance

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

📍🇦🇷 NEW:

The Argentine peso is officially worthless.

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

@_drawthentic_ i think china will like this

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

@genderatio

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

If the hardware guy from Apple starts getting some balls now that he runs that company he would just announce a product line called Apple Faceless.

Every product, but without Face ID, including the Apple Watch without a display.

Cram them with bunch of sensors.

Instant buy.

[sid @immasiddx]

Instagram sellers are now selling 3D printed sockets to install a Google Fitbit Air inside a WHOOP strap 😭

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

if a woman went to a pussy doctor, that’s a body.

i don’t care how severe the infection was. exclusively hoe-ish or dirty behavior got you in that hospital chair.

why were you swimming in brazil?

you don’t even work out, so how did it get ripped inside?

u lying, hoe.

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

@DrUnidus @grok I doubt you are smart enough to imagine a joke going over your own head

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

yo @grok please verify this person is not a bot

[Dr Unidus @DrUnidus]

@manvankaliber This response highlights that your takes are beyond stupid... the fact you can say someone who is starving has failed at life is insane... especially when so many people are born into poverty and dont have the opportunity to escape it...

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

Just Because Jarred Sumner did a math claude prompt and it spit out a worthy looking at result to some does not erase the fact that he hurt the web development scene and software industry more than all top 10 developers combined. I will hate him till the end of time.

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

@Polymarket I hate Anthropic so much

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

fuck you @DarioAmodei

[NIK @ns123abc]

🚨 JUST IN: Claude models will now have invisible watermarks embedded in ALL text, and ALL metadata attached to files…

[Jack van der Bilt @manvankaliber]

This is gonna get many normies banned on LinkedIn.

Anthropic is literally going to be killing their own business this change.

Legacy systems and almost all platforms flag invisible and non-readble character in text as XSS attacks or something similar.

[NIK @ns123abc]

🚨 JUST IN: Claude models will now have invisible watermarks embedded in ALL text, and ALL metadata attached to files…