Funky Fried Gabe

OSU 22

[Funky Fried Gabe @manwithoutwords]

4 year old: Why do you go to work?

Me: They pay me a salary.

4 year old:

Me:

4 year old: I dont even like celery

[Funky Fried Gabe @manwithoutwords]

Its a big moment when you realize you’re more Milhouse than Bart

[Funky Fried Gabe @manwithoutwords]

Anyone realize how mind blowing Russian roulette is?

[Matt Stephens @MattSStephens]

I believe depression is legitimate.

But I also believe that if you don't:

-exercise
-eat nutritious foods
-get sunlight
-get enough sleep
-consume positive material
-surround yourself with support

Then you aren't giving yourself a fighting chance.

[Phil Demers @walruswhisperer]

Marineland whistleblower hopes ban on whales in captivity sparks global movement https://t.co/oqs6buNOap

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

taco bell has never given me the shits y’all just need to evolve

[Funky Fried Gabe @manwithoutwords]

Its almost halloween!

[Funky Fried Gabe @manwithoutwords]

@smashmouth Smash mouth speaking for the people

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

@GovernorKayIvey This is what happens when we don’t separate church & state. Calling rape a “gift” makes you as evil as you are stupid. You will be remembered as the woman who condemned minors to carrying their rapists child. I hope your hell is real so you rot there

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

YALL GOT ME FED UP

[Funky Fried Gabe @manwithoutwords]

To the people who say “I’m here for a good time, not a long time”

Who hurt you?

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

With Endgame in theaters and The Battle of Winterfell this Sunday, it's a damn good time to be a nerd

I think I can legally shove a jock into a school locker now

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

Lol

[Funky Fried Gabe @manwithoutwords]

Relationship status:
Looking for a girl who can do finger guns, but like, really well

[Funky Fried Gabe @manwithoutwords]

@thatsadcoifish Are you legally allowed to say that?

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Shitty beats get a bad rap