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@WightWyvern @Gtwy @HazelAppleyard I assumed that too. Even so, not too difficult.

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@BuddhaVish @HazelAppleyard 1. Dry land

2. Sounds like you’re about to drown yourself fam

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@mjsimpsonfilms @HazelAppleyard Does that count as dry land?

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@SolTomTheWizard @HazelAppleyard Not even close to “virtually impossible”

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@ankersophon @HazelAppleyard Yeah, the clustering thing is a big one. It’s not like humans are aimless ping pong balls.

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@WightWyvern @Gtwy @HazelAppleyard More than you think. Human travel usually follows very district patterns, IE most of the “standing” happens in specific spots.

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@courtsideqk What’s with the MJ derangement syndrome lately? No other sport has so many fans attacking its goat. Weird ass mfs.

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@BanisMajor You LeBron fans are really panicking lately. In the 2030s the GOAT debate will be Wemby vs MJ and you’ll realize you just got caught up in the hype.

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@lucwarm_ @YYYYYu55 @venus_in_adidas @vanillaopinions “Academia is still a career”

Good one

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@lucwarm_ @YYYYYu55 @venus_in_adidas @vanillaopinions “Career defining moment”

Lmao. People who do non-STEM doctoral programs don’t have careers. They’re just too scared to leave academia.

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@SkylarSkye3 May he rot in hell for causing many girls like you to ruin themselves.

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@SpeakSoftMike @BearsShowYo He runs a 4.4 while weighing 145 pounds. If he put on the weight needed to play NFL ball he’d be much slower.

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@umunyaruRda Doc is very happy about it for some reason.

You AI slop posters/commenters are a joke

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@JuggernautBron @ironmanpeps @jwsteigleman You’re an idiot man.

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@Richard_H96 @JuggernautBron “Jordan sucks because he was favored pretty much all of the time!!”

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@JuggernautBron @ironmanpeps @jwsteigleman Russell played in a 10 team league dummy lmao.

Are you that dense?

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@LockCity_USA @IsaiahNola21605 @MurrayHillGuy1 Lmao, of course an NBA fan would argue for LONGER playoff series. NBA should go to best of 5 before the conference finals.

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@putaburdonit @sam_alberti @nise_yoshimi OH WOW YOU PICK BLASTOISE OVER CHARIZARD WHAT A BRILLIANT STRATEGY PICK THE TANK WITH CANNONS ON ITS BACK OVER A FUCKING SALAMANDER

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@KyleCharlt99712 @Xn_ngl @organicempireFL @FOXSports Dude, speed tops out at 145 lbs. If he gained the weight required to play NFL football his 4.5 40 time would plummet.

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@tsukiouji0622 @marionumber4 My argument: making fun of death is bad no matter who it is

You: well actually!!