Mies

It wasn't brains that got me here, I can assure you that

[Mies @manymooses]

You will gamble on everything and be happy

[Tuyo @itstuyo]

We created a card that sometimes doesn't charge you.

Buy Now, Pay Maybe.

[Mies @manymooses]

@CMDR_PKSeven @nexta_tv Phenomenal

[Mies @manymooses]

@xwanyex Where's Wesley Mouch when you need him? Where's Directive 10-289?

[Mies @manymooses]

Life changes when you realize paint dries quickly

[Mies @manymooses]

@goodreads Hemingway, but it's an angsty comfort telling me to do more

[Mies @manymooses]

@Cine_vichaar Constraints breed creativity; Unlimited choices cliché

[Mies @manymooses]

What's the shooting percentage record in an NHL game? 2 goals on 9 shots has to be close... damn Canadians

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Mies @manymooses]

@the_book_land Nirvana - Bukowski
She Walks In Beauty - Lord Byron
If - Rudyard Kipling

[Mies @manymooses]

We have to destigmatize making people prove their service dog is real because things are out of control

[Mies @manymooses]

Reply with a word you only use sarcastically. I'll start:

Riveting

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Within digital environments — structured to persuade — interaction is optimized to the point of rendering a real encounter superfluous; the otherness of persons in the flesh is neutralized, and relationships are reduced to functional responses. Dear friends, you, however, are real persons! Creation itself has a body, a breath, a life to be listened to and safeguarded.

[Mies @manymooses]

@AndyStaples Saved me $130, good looks

[Mies @manymooses]

@rushicrypto It's called a perk

[Mies @manymooses]

Listening to an album you haven't in awhile is like a big smile from a long lost friend

[Mies @manymooses]

At some level, this is a request to be brainwashed

[Summie's write @RuthSummie]

I wanttttttt😩

[Mies @manymooses]

Do you feel the rain or do you just get wet?

@The_Moonrocks ate with that

[Mies @manymooses]

Based on vibez only, Greeks are way cooler than Romans

[Mies @manymooses]

Guy who's nervous to use his own home when there's contractors in the basement

[Mies @manymooses]

Regional beer nationalism