Him Jong Un

Fulltime @ManUtd @cavs fan||Part-time fpl manager||Cloud &Devops||Unruly||Aluta kibrit🍃||

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Lula has been elected President of Brazil for a fourth term, defeating Flávio Bolsonaro.

[Thanos @abadojack]

I automatically assume anyone saying TUTAM is incredibly wealthy or incredibly stupid.

Most are the latter.

[𝟭𝟴𝟵𝟵 @Barca_Archive]

Camp nou , 2011 .

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Jaylen Brown watching Jayson Tatum shoot 6-23 as the first option

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Me showing up to cheer for the Sixers now that LeBron is there

[kordell @lledrok]

hand paul george a water nigga @jaytatum0

[Ilana 🧜🏽‍♀️ Auntie wa lash glue @ilanakariukii]

“You can be stupid everyday but not on election day”

[Karani Mutonga @Karanimutonga]

I've never watched a single podcast of Obinna thing.

That's my contribution to the society.

[El Chapo 🥷🏾 @justtemi__]

it takes a certain level of audacity to rule a country into shambles and campaign for a second term. to come & do what, end our lives??

[wILLard @willardthegoat]

“i need constant reassurance”

[The Raila Odinga Amolo Foundation @RailaOdinga]

Mr Six months!

The youngsters you promised laptops 8 yrs ago are now old enough to see through your LIES.

The youth you promised 8 million jobs in 8 yrs can see through the WHEELBARROW lie you are now peddling.

It has been 8 yrs Mr 6 months and not 3yrs.

No Mr 6 months!

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

Do you guys know how crazy it is that the SHA infrastructure is expensive than the Deep seek ai infrastructure?????????

[Topha @Topha_graphy]

President mlevi haezi kubali watu wakunywe counterfeit.

[XBradTC @xbradtc]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at in a teams meeting today

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If billionaires came out and said they were going to hunt us for sport, some of you would defend it by saying:

"You’re just mad because you can’t fucking run fast."

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

I'm honoured to have @WilliamsRuto launch my breakfast earlier this morning. He has promised 100 Million to build a bakery in my bedroom.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s road construction fell 62% under the current administration, with 2,584 km built between FY2022/23 and FY2025/26.

This compares with 6,813 km built in the previous four years.

[🐺 @IsaacNotIA37]

First time I got 20+ likes on IG story, I started unfollowing the mandem

[𝒍𝒚𝒏𝒏 ⋆ 𝒔𝒕𝒃𝒗 @lystbv]

"Yo no me meto en la política"
Pero la política sí se mete en tu salario, en tu trabajo, en tu salud, en tu educación y hasta en las calles por donde caminas.

Todo es política, hasta la indiferencia.