Mao Zedong

I'm living in The Chairman Mao Memorial Hall. Welcome!!!

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No need to be overreacting for the Fudan news. Zhang Weiwei was not even beaten to death. See? Chill, please. Everyone.

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Good boy! (Patting Lian Yue's head with smile.)

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Oh man. Of course we support Will Smith’s behavior. We adore violence among people, no matter verbally or physically. Let them fight each other. Go.

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This is exactly how our foreign ministry spokesperson should treat the lovely friends from foreign press:

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Did I just wake up in 1966?

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Donald Trump proposed banning "areas" of the internet "where we are at war with somebody." Great minds think alike. Bravo.

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Donald Trump and me. https://t.co/axC5TnoG6S

[Kristie Lu Stout✌🏽 @klustout]

China is adamant it has the final say on what data flows in & out its borders. Who else will buy into this idea of "Internet Sovereignty"?

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"People spend money to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." - Will Smith https://t.co/L6jpNFeBUu

[Edward Wong @ewong]

Alibaba executives tell @DavidBarboza2 they bought SCMP to push back vs. "negative" Western media coverage of China. https://t.co/kZjiaDFJfc

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Jack Ma told ya all: "We bought this newspaper for pure propagandistic purposes". It's what we call honesty! Checkmate, @rupertmurdoch.

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"Surprise!" -- The word you don't want to hear from your girlfriend late on her period or our old friend N. Korea.

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"Foreigners who have eaten their fill and have nothing better to do then point their fingers at our affairs." - Xi Jinping, 2009

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This is what we call "Jiang Hu".

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How come I can still see some Chinese on Twitter. WTF are the mind cops doing?

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6 days of debating over the TV news of Bo's trial & 2 plans: A) Stunt + blurred face, B) Facial marker tracking + David Fincher's VFX team.

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Oops. "他出身显赫，从基层干起，曾经十分接近权力中央；他在巴蜀之地迎来人生最风光的���刻；他有个不省心的儿子，有个能干的妻子，他妻子还和国外势力有千丝万缕的关系；他的铁杆兄弟在江湖上有许多英雄般的传奇，跑到了敌对阵营却又自己走了出来。他，就是刘备。"

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“跟多名女性发生和保持不正当性关系、副手判逃、妻子被判死缓”. Sounds familiar. Don't know why.

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http://t.co/dA4T1kpC Well well well. Video of the attack.

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It's so sweet back in The Cold War, from Anti-Japan to Anti-Every-Capitalist-And-Empiricist-Country-I-Can-Piss-Off. http://t.co/PDQZjn0Y

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I'm so proud of my fans! Can't wait to send you the kisses of death!

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Saying hi to all my lovely fans.