the.mallred

Matt Allred
Maker of Mallred Comics (aka Car & Friends), a TV show, and other projects. I'm progressive LDS.

IG: the.mallred

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The @MountainDew that came out of this dispenser tasted horrible, please remedy this

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If there were 8 or 9 accidents at the same intersection every week, you wouldn't call someone who got into an accident there a moron. Infrastructure is the problem.
Trump voters aren't morons, but they are ignorant. We're looking at a problem of sociopolitical infrastructure.

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@KamianCoppins That scientist tried to warn humdinger!!!! He wouldn’t listen!!!!!!

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@StephenKing You are a treasure. You championed women’s lib & antiracism way before the mainstream caught on. You have wielded your immense imagination to help us be more empathetic for decades. Thank you for your work ❤️

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Intrigued by the demographics of Bikini Bottom, which appears to be roughly 90% single men. How does this affect the economy? Public services? The dating pool? And so on

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The bones are their money. @ITYSL_memes @ITYSL

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One day PS5s will look like this.

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GPT is an amazing teacher. I’m always learning something new!

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So glad these CRACKERS are “always baked” and they resist the urge to deep fry their CRACKER DOUGH.

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@yasunorinishiki It seems it’s not available on the iTunes Store in North America? Really want this!!

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People will try to convince you Spanish is a real language and then whip out “ah blah blah” like it’s a actually a word. I’m on to you

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“I don’t see how anyone could possibly like this” isn’t actually a criticism of the thing is question. It’s a statement about the limits of your empathy.

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If you’re going to act like a scumbag please don’t make good music

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Good luck solving the riddle of this bizarre van I encountered on my run this morning

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So I put plums in my wife’s lunchbox today and then I got this

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@duolingo 😮‍💨 it worked. Thank you!!

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Step 1: Artist creates large body of critically-acclaimed work
Step 2: You feel bad about not being familiar with said work
Step 3: Artist gets cancelled
Step 4: You experience relief 😌

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this could be us but you playin

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Whether you love or hate Daylight Saving Time I think we can ALL agree it should actually be called "Daylight Savings time" with an S because it sounds roughly 283475 times better

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"your defective sperm has brought dishonor upon us all"