Marc-André Parizeau

Sports, Trading, Video Games, & Literature. I also have a day job! #authors #amwriting #fantasy #Magic Retweets ≠ endorsement

[Marc-André Parizeau @maparizeau]

My favorite quote:

Keep moving forward - Walt Disney

[Marc-André Parizeau @maparizeau]

@CoachDBA Happy Birthday to a legend!

[Marc-André Parizeau @maparizeau]

@aw_trades_ @TakeProfitLLC reiability, daily payouts

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just partnered with @TakeProfitLLC :))

i have 5 of their accounts in my run, all passed on the first try and funded now

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winners friday 7pm

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if you're new here:

i'm a cs girl with a 9-5. found futures on tiktok in january 2025

failed a lot of evals before it clicked. $500k+ in payouts since

right now i'm running 35 prop accounts across 7 firms and posting every day of it

my whole model is free on https://t.co/npWeCFd6VG, 15 chapters, no email needed

[🇮🇱 דו ישראל צור אברמוב @Yisraelhuogpm2]

Una imagen habla más que mil palabras.

[FuturesFarming🚜🌾👨‍🌾 @FuturesFarming]

I think everyone’s timeline needs something that doesn’t rhyme with icameinmypantos.

Happy Saturday everyone! Here’s Nala heading in to milk this morning, heading for her 2nd spot as usual.

I’ve been chopping corn all week, including today after milking 200 cows.

I’m basically taking a forced break from trading, bc I haven’t hit my Lanto trade to pull me up from the depths of overspending and over trading yet.

In all seriousness. I’ve been absolute ass. I blew through so many vest accounts. It absolutely brings the worst degen out in me, and I’m not using the accounts for a while until I can get myself under control and bring in some payouts from the normal firms. Really over spent and put myself in a shitty spot, so I need to find my discipline badly.

Here’s to a brighter future! Shameless code plug for all firms to support my failures 🤣. FARMIT mofos

[Marc-André Parizeau @maparizeau]

@farkas_leslie @TruthFringe @eucommission

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@rebeccaatrades LFG! 🤟🤓🤘

You heading into the weekend...

[Atelier Missor @AtelierMissor_]

This is outrageous. Contact us and we’ll restore it for free.

[Marc-André Parizeau @maparizeau]

@TeslaBoomerMama @Amy787 @elonmusk would love this name: Teslacex (saying it out loud: tesla sex)

😅😅😅😅

[Marc-André Parizeau @maparizeau]

@farkas_leslie @RIPS totally agree. but the guy looks old AF! 👀

😅😅😅

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@RIPS Can't wait to try it out...

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[Marc-André Parizeau @maparizeau]

@ORDems you went to the learing center?

Even apiece of shit doesn't want to have anything to do with you guys

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

NEVER try to make people like you.

You could LITERALLY build a flying car and donate $10 billion to children, and people will STILL find ways to shit on you.

Just be you.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK!

JUST DO COOL SHIT!!!!!

[Marc-André Parizeau @maparizeau]

@elonmusk @SmokeAwayyy and invite @BernieSanders the fraud and see his reaction... would be priceless😅😅😅

[Marc-André Parizeau @maparizeau]

@singularitymeme Normal People: Wow, did you see that. How incredible

Leftist idiots: It didn't really fly... it glided... and why didn't you spent that money and time to give me free shit?

[Marc-André Parizeau @maparizeau]

@LenLavie When you vomit "Lives lost to cruelty and exploitation cannot"

You mean like from Socialism and Communism?

What a 🤡

[Marc-André Parizeau @maparizeau]

@farkas_leslie @mypalal

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@farkas_leslie @mypalal Even morons are like:

“C'mon man... we don't even go there...”

The guy has TDS and the IQ of a linoleum floor tile.