Miguel A. Pastor

[Miguel A. Pastor @mapastor69]

@PatoAviador @manuel_alamilla UHF

[Miguel A. Pastor @mapastor69]

@estelsiplanetes Gràcies per la foto. És impressionant, però em confon això dels 400 anys. Si està a 160.000 anys llum, vol dir que va succeir, al menys, fa 160.000 anys, no? O vols dir que la estem veient des de fa 400 anys?

[Miguel A. Pastor @mapastor69]

@yatedigoyoque Que aún siendo cierto, esa fruta la tienes que tirar al cabo de 1 dia y medio. La majoria de neveres son no-frost y usan aire frío y seco precisamente para no hacer frost. Si no lo filmas todo o lo metes en tuppers se te queda todo como una mojama.

[Miguel A. Pastor @mapastor69]

@pablodevillota Han contratado al diseñador de Apple para hacer un Ferrari. Apple lleva explotando años el mismo diseño, tanto que ya resulta cansino. Ahora diseña un coche que es un iPhone con ruedas. Un coche que nace cansino (estéticamente digo). Ni siendo multimillonario me lo compraría.

[Miguel A. Pastor @mapastor69]

@VirutasF1 @MarioGS59 @sentoan Ya que han puesto de fondo a La Sagrada Familia y el puerto de Barcelona podrían también poner Montserrat, los arrozales del Delta del Ebro y un fuet colgando de la tribuna. Puestos a poner cosas representativas de Barcelona y Catalunya…

[Miguel A. Pastor @mapastor69]

@Loverism__ …and that matters a lot to you because:

a) you’re soooo bored
b) that’s what you’d like to do but you can’t
c) both of the above

[Miguel A. Pastor @mapastor69]

@AJamesMcCarthy Just impressive. Thanks!

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@AJamesMcCarthy I’ve always wondered what supports such a massive rocket until its engines ignite. Which are the points of support? Is there anyone in the room who can explain this?

[Miguel A. Pastor @mapastor69]

@fwjordanz It’s “Super López” an Spanish movie based on a comic character

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@earnlabcom @DefiantLs Selling shit at the price of gold

[Miguel A. Pastor @mapastor69]

@MattWallace888 He is holding President’s brain

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[Miguel A. Pastor @mapastor69]

@QuimMonzo @RaholaOficial Comencem pel final: què és un “puto proyecto transversal”?. Cap polític a la sala? (perquè aquestes paraules tan boniques però buides només poden sortir d’un polític)

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@Brantifasco @ElHespanolazo Que le den la oreja y el rabo al toro, no? Ha hecho una gran faena.

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@ayeshavisk41781 8

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@MasterNotesX 49

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@Mishi_2210 2

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@OG_Wick0 -1

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@UnSrdeBarcelona @jpurias Pues en lugar de prohibir a las mujeres llevar burka, yo haría una ley obligando a los hombres musulmanes a llevar burka hasta que les permitan a las mujeres a salir sin él. Se acababa rápido el burka.

[Miguel A. Pastor @mapastor69]

@momentoviral Un Ferrari