Bought a watch off Temu and the way I can literally hear the ticking of each second? 😭 Halfway into a meeting and someone asks who the terrorist is (as per I’m wearing a time-bomb).
I understand when people leave religion to just live their lives. No prayers. No church. No mosque. They are just living. But what is it with people who leave religion and turn themselves to wild animals? Weed. Tattoos. Piercings. Nudity. LGTV. Drugs.
If I soapy, I go get bad luck.
If she soapy, she doesn’t want to be sleeping around.
If I turn down girl wey like me, I too get pride.
If she turn down guy wey like her, it’s not by force.
I don pay my rent, na my responsibility.
She don pay her own, everybody call her independent woman.
Something hurt me, I burst tears for road, them say I be agbaya.
Access bank debit her 500 naira, she burst tears for road. People gather, raise 100k for her on the spot.
I no fit meet up with my rent obligations, I dey irresponsible
She no fit meet up with her rent, life is just too hard on her
If i no get sense, I be fool
If she no get sense, she’s just a girl.
What a world!!!