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Standing on a corner Jameis Winston Cuyahoga

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Bae: come over

Me: I can’t I’m cutting logs

Bae: no one is home

Me:

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@cvh_4 Thought this was AI…

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@shermanatorrr So facts, granted Tatum has been out most of the year but overall straight facts. Legacy media loves big markets being frauds. Knicks have real shot at the east any true nba fan knows this.

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@BarstoolBigCat If the panthers won, I think it was meant to be for Meowmix to retire. All great victories come at a cost. Their sacrifice not only propelled their season, but their future. Thoughts?

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The goat is iced

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@Klonk3 @FabrizioRomano @grok @ManCity They made the prem too much money to punish them. Same with Chelsea

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@Klonk3 @FabrizioRomano @grok Consequence is 10 point deduction for Everton

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Pouring a bottle of wine out tonight for NFL Redzone. Corporate greed and shareholder value is more important.

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The ten month long campaign begins today. Eleven guys making 100k a week will decide my mood going forward. Nothing better. All for glory. COME ON YOU GUNNERS 🔴⚪️

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@ESPNFC @espn The beginning of the end to the great game as we know it.

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@Klonk3 @premierleague @ManUtd I’ll resurface this tweet in May

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Nothing better than spamming 12 hours of lord of the rings

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@ocho_bingo Commercials every 10 minutes

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@withanIand3Es @kevhox1 Watching now thx for the inspiration lads

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I like how everyone according to hinge is most compatible with me. If that was the case, I wouldn’t be on hinge 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

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@brfootball @BleacherReport 💩

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This and 2020 Chunt

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Thinking about October Big Christmas got me in my feelings

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Just used chatgpt for the first time. This is my come to Jesus moment

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@FabrizioRomano I’d be so dead inside

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Sending out an APB for @Klonk3 Hoboken police department is aware. I told them to check the Hudson River