Malia Parilla

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser✏ LMP 💆🏽

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🛫 RETWEET TO WIN 🛬

Happy Fly, Fly Away Friday! Hit that RT button for a shot at 50,044 @AlaskaAir miles and a Gameday Package! #FlyFlyAwaySweepstakes https://t.co/uJOxLRpyjK

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

(Falling to my knees, begging, pleading)
Please.
Folks, seriously.
PLEASE.
Do not - and I can’t emphasize this enough - set the state on fire this weekend.

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

@holdubz COUNTRY RIDDIM

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🔱 RETWEET TO WIN 🔱

We’re giving away a @JRODshow44 City Connect jersey and all you have to do is hit that RT button for a chance to win. You can also grab yours from the @MarinersStore at T-Mobile Park and our Downtown location.

#SeaUsRise x City Connect

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

@wsdot_traffic Currently blocking all lanes now

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

@Cegio_ 2019

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

Can someone tell me why I have to pay $225 in taxes for my car tabs 🙃🤬

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

"You're judging symptoms, and missing the illness"

[CAPE @UniversallyCAPE]

Here’s the full clip.
https://t.co/IxDukQIpwH

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

if you know you know

[edisøn @ed_omar1]

Halloween 2020 is a Saturday.
New Years and Christmas are a Friday.
4/20 is technically the entire month.
2 Friday the 13th, March and November.
July 4th is a Saturday.
Cinco de Mayo is on a (Taco) Tuesday

2020 about to be litty titty

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

honestly would do anything to go back and play again.
to the young athletes.... dont take it for granted. one day youll wish you had one more day in that weight room, one more practice, one more game.

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

neighbor: "noooooo barking!!"
dog: WOOOOOF WOOOOOF WOOOOOOOOOOOF
neighbor: "what the f**** did I just say!?"
dog: woof
neighbor: dont talk back to me

goals. 😂🐕

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

kaliko:" scientists have found penguin fossils the size of humans!"
me: "oh dang, thats scary"
dad: "is that fossible?"

currently falling off my chair as kaliko rolls his eyes.
#dadjokes
😂😂😂

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

@Pineapple @AlaskaAir @MODPizza Putting pineapple on my head doesnt make me hawaiian...
Pineapple belongs as a cold, fresh side dish 😋
#NationalPineappleDay

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

Jeanne: "Mark did you get a fork?!"
Mark: "Yeah.....but I left it in the road"
😂😂😂😂😂
#dadjokes
@henry_mcaree

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

@Stranger_Things @henry_mcaree

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

You know youre filipno when....
you hear a spray bottle and you thought it was your dad trying to get your attention 🇵🇭

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

I need to remind myself next time:
DONT GO COSTCO SHOPPING HUNGRY

[Malia Parilla @mapinator14]

adventures w/ @kaliko_parilla & @Only_Aloha
pt. 3
"Its still not as cool as my light up yoyo" 😂