María Pirner

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[María Pirner @mapirner]

Live briefing today
https://t.co/1qBNpKE6jB

[María Pirner @mapirner]

This is a great thread breaking it down!

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

The news is out! The @NANOGrav pulsar timing array collaboration has detected a background of cosmic gravitational waves rippling through our Universe! Let’s talk about it!
(Full press conference tomorrow, https://t.co/7hsBd7IWdO)
1/n

[María Pirner @mapirner]

https://t.co/rRKePkhPTq

[María Pirner @mapirner]

@AbrasiveGhost I’ll help.

[Truck @Not_dandyman]

By Jacob STERN??? published in THE ATLANTIC??? Nice try, boat! Also what kind of name is Stern? That's like if my name was Dan Ass.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Your quarterly reminder that Native people have been living on this continent 23,000 years (conservative estimate) — longer than white people.

[GO GREEN @ECOWARRIORSS]

Orcas sunk 3 boats in Europe and appear to be teaching others to do same. But why?
Scientists think a traumatized orca initiated the assault on boats after a "critical moment of agony" and behavior is spreading among population through social learning https://t.co/ruwg5iKnbJ

[María Pirner @mapirner]

@POTUS Cool, but can you stop the Willow Project? Let’s reevaluate your priorities.

[María Pirner @mapirner]

The comments 🤣

[The Millennial Snowflake 🇵🇸 @Teh_Snowflake]

I’mma be PISSED, if those woke cultural Marxists force Barney to……sing about love and acceptance.

[María Pirner @mapirner]

@mrs_pirner Every day

[María Pirner @mapirner]

We saw two bald eagles on our walk today. One swooped up a little coot and set all the birds off to chase them out of the area. 👀 🦅

#natureismetal https://t.co/JyYVNP2puX

[María Pirner @mapirner]

Finally able to get outside after a solid two weeks of rain. 🌧️ https://t.co/0n9J8szno4

[B&S @_B___S]

This man was forced to give his dog to the Humane Society due to undergoing lengthy hospital stay. This nurse found out and immediately went to the shelter and adopted his dog. She brings him to visit daily and will return him as soon as the man is released!

[María Pirner @mapirner]

Go vote!

[Oakland North @northoaklandnow]

Not sure where to vote? Visit our interactive map of all the voting centers in Oakland, created by @Hassanvand. https://t.co/fFufqjRoxo

[María Pirner @mapirner]

Happiest birthday!! 🤍 You deserve all the best in the world! @DerekPirner

[María Pirner @mapirner]

I binge the entire Hobbit trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy (extended versions), and Rings of Power. And now, my algorithms think I want to make lembas bread and that my entire life revolves around Tolkien. 🤣

[María Pirner @mapirner]

@mrs_pirner My secret? Buy store made cookies/charcuterie and put them on nice “homemade” looking trays. 🤣🤣🤣

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Oh my goodness watch this

[Parker For The People @saveparker510]

URGENT: OUSD Security is here. We need all hands on deck!!!