Мапко

речит, ама шкрт.

[Мапко @mapkoman]

Приказната е жени, жртви на семејно насилство. А не на дали имало оправдување што се фрлила или не.

[Мапко @mapkoman]

Мајка, долго време жртва на семејно насилство се самоубива, заедно со своето дете. И Васко од Дељадровце нашол да дрка кур за морал и етика како немало оправдување што го зела детето. Абе арни ли сте?

[Мапко @mapkoman]

Изгледа точно е тоа дека сме "мирен народ, фини луѓе" - пошо сме само зајадливи и прости, и имаме нула познавање и искуство со насилство и разорниот ефект на личноста и психата што го има.

И пак, дрвење кур наместо емпатија.

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

bryan mbeumo 36:31
patrick dorgu 49:59
matheus cunha 86:11

[Мапко @mapkoman]

😁

[No Context Fan TV @NoContext_FanTv]

Troopz CRASHES OUT🤬🤬🤬

https://t.co/WYUpg3UE08

[Мапко @mapkoman]

@evulmatzee Јас, во Холандија

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Мапко @mapkoman]

Дан продава некој карти за Скопје Џез? Конкретно, за утре за Marc Ribot #help

[Мапко @mapkoman]

@JumalaTuoni @CinnamonGiraffe 😂😂😂😂😂

Well done, sir. Свака част. :))))

[Мапко @mapkoman]

Хелп - има ли негде да се купи свежа паста во Скопје?

[Мапко @mapkoman]

@ortographia Фала ти брату ❤️ much love and happiness назад :)))

[Мапко @mapkoman]

@hasawatermark True Romance, Glengarry Glenn Ross, Hot Spot, Heat

[Мапко @mapkoman]

Aбе, работи Балет?

[Мапко @mapkoman]

Замисли у 2025та да те занимаат муабети град/провинција. Порано ок, ама сеа? Све е провинција ало.

[Мапко @mapkoman]

@United_d13 Лошо позиционирање, немаат самодоверба, и почетнички грешки. Ништо ново. Ќе потрае ова

[Мапко @mapkoman]

Caught Stealing добар. 7/10. Американци открили Гај Ричи.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Grimsby fans singing: “Can we play you every week” at Manchester United.

What a time to be alive.

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Onana went down the tunnel at full-time. Yet to re-emerge. Bayindir is looking for him. #mufc

[Мапко @mapkoman]

Мораше он :))))))

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

MAGUIRE EQUALISES! 2-2!

[Мапко @mapkoman]

Коа клубот си го гледаш не ти игра ко шо треба, се нервираш. Ама не ако си фан на јунајтед. Коа го гледаш јунајтед губиш желба за живот. Катастрофа. Апсолутна катастрофа.