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tweeting like it’s 2010. P Wynne 4 e. I like skating. I dislike terfs.

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

How does Alamo have opioid test kits and a rehab facility on speed dial but doesn’t have narcan?

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

“this must be the place” signs are the new live laugh love.

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I wanna go to a Taco Bell live event, wtf.

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

3 hard boiled eggs is too many hard boiled eggs. Lord fucking help me.

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

Is it Deja-Vu or did I just do the same exact thing yesterday and forgot

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

Relieved that my timeline is flooded with lady gaga and not ts. There’s only so much I can take.

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

Progresso soup is poopy water

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

The ice cream man being the most punk rock dude of our time.

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Jumping into the new couch and being like “pats going to love this”.

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

I think…I genuinely want to punch Kim Davis in the face. Stupid, fucking dumb ass, boiled potato face.

[HER. @_1Amandaaa]

Goodmorning, where do you get that stuff you put on a napkin and make people pass out from?

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

When the weekend hits and I’m excited to sleep in but can’t because there’s a song playing on loop in my head and it’s fucking distracting. 😞

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

Bought some hair dye and got a whole ass Hayley Williams album in return. Why can’t more things be like this.

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

Every time a woman tells me about her pregnancy I learn something new & more scary.

[codename: KND🦨🚯 @Cyber0dance]

“i lost my hearing during pregnancy”
“i entered psychosis during pregnancy”
“my ribs snapped during pregnancy”

come abeg, what is the actual issue????

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

You know what’s crazy? That tic tacs are still around. Who eats them?

[puke @maple_doughnuts]

Stop sharing that tiny chef video, I can’t fucking handle it. 🥺

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned

[ellisbelle_ @ellisbelle_]

saying a woman is 'catering to the male gaze' has become a modern form of slutshaming disguised as feminism. she has every right to show off her body. fuck off honestly

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