Maple 🍁

professional overthinker. amateur person 🍁
Heyo! I make jokes and humour 👻💊✨

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

If overthinking the situations actually burned calories.. yeah id be dead by now #comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

Of course i talk to myself, someone needs the expert advice #comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

Life is Short…. So smile, while you still have those Teeth’s #comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

I like how Ninja Turtles Wear Mask… Good way to hide your Identity.
I mean its not like your some sort Giant Turtle underneath it or something… #comedy #humour #humor

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

Of course i talk to myself, someone needs the expert advice #comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

Never give up on your Dreams, keep sleeping #comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

Never give up on your Dreams, keep sleeping #comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

WiFi went down… so i had to talk to my family for moment, they seemed to be pretty nice people then online #comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

I organized my closet by color instead of season, so now I dress like a crayon box having an identity crisis

#comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

I organized my closet by color instead of season, so now I dress like a crayon box having an identity crisis

#comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

I love this map so much!

#genshinimpact #genshin #game

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

I love this map so much!

#genshinimpact #genshin #game

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

I bought a reusable water bottle to save the planet. It’s currently saving nothing, sitting unwashed in my sink, judging me instead.

#comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

I bought a reusable water bottle to save the planet. It’s currently saving nothing, sitting unwashed in my sink, judging me instead.

#comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

Grocery shopping hungry is my one true form of self harm. I come home with four cheeses and no dinner plan.

#comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

Grocery shopping hungry is my one true form of self harm. I come home with four cheeses and no dinner plan.

#comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

Evolution took millions of years to make me and I still walk into a room and forget why.

#comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

Log on. Look alive. Pick a side. Die inside. Repeat until the screen goes black or your soul files for early retirement. Doctors call it doomscrolling, I call it cardio.

#comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

“ Social media has taught me that the two options for existing online are inspirational or unhinged and I’ve chosen unhinged because at least it’s honest. ”

#comedy #humour

[Maple 🍁 @maplee_wizard]

I drink eight glasses of water a day now. Not for health reasons but I just like having eight separate reasons to stand up from my desk

#comedy #humour