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Exposing MAGA cultist lies with cold, hard facts. Truth wins. 🇨🇦#FactCheckMaga

[Abracadabra🇨🇦💙 @maplemeidas]

@RepMTG I can't believe I'm going to like this tweet from MTG

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

BREAKING: The DC police is investigating a massive heist at the National State Fair. Vandals managed to get inside and steal practically every patron.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Guess which one filed 6 bankruptcies

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Now Trump is trying to pretend his giveaways to Iran are going to help American truckers in addition to farmers.

This fraud could not be dumber. With a b.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

NEWS: Trump just posted about his latest strikes on Iran and threatened that “the Islamic Republic of Iran will no longer exist” if the U.S. is “forced to militarily complete the job.” A reminder: the MOU specifically bars these kinds of threats.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This video of the “Great American State Fair” has been going viral

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump just uploaded a side by side comparison where Obama looks cool as fuck and he looks like a dork. Nice one Donald

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Just the Speaker of the House pledging that if you vote Republican he will continue to make sure all the corruption and criminality happening in the Trump admin will be covered up by him and his do-nothing committee chairs. https://t.co/ESI9rxdgFX

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump was actually 17-18 in this photo. His parents sent him to a military boarding school for behavioral issues & bullying. Now he uses the photo to pretend he was in the military.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Thank you to the members of California’s Urban Search and Rescue teams who are on the ground helping the people of Venezuela recover.

The devastation is heartbreaking, and Jen and my thoughts are with every family impacted. https://t.co/TUBiMlSYY3

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

A new poll finds 80% of Americans say they feel “ashamed” of Trump.

I can’t imagine who the 20% are that are not ashamed of this clown.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Biden: There's nothing, there's literally nothing, nothing, beyond our capacity if we act together. Let's get up and fight back, god -- darn it

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

How many fucking times are we gonna do this? Seriously, how many?

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

This is alarming. Vandals have infiltrated Trump's State Fair and used an unknown substance to turn thousands of people waiting in line invisible.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON HAVING THE SMALLEST CROWD IN RECORDED HISTORY. PEOPLE CALL ME EVERY DAY BEGGING TO KNOW HOW DOES HE GET SUCH PUNY CROWDS? IS IT BECAUSE HE'S BORING, OLD, STUPID, WHAT IS IT?!! I SAY IT'S ALL OF THE ABOVE BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE. YOU MUST BE CONSISTENT. DONALD GETS SMALL CROWDS EVERY SINGLE DAY. RALLIES, SPEECHES, STATE FAIRS. HE NEVER RESTS. IT WOULD BE EASY TO SAY, OK TODAY I'LL HAVE A BIG CROWD. BUT NOT TRUMP. AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM A TINY CROWD CHAMPION.

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

Trump:
“I was disappointed with Italy, with the UK. I was disappointed with Germany and France. Spain is a horror show.”

Mmmmm and what is the common denominator here?…🤔

It’s you fuckface. You are the problem here.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

LITERALLY, THE ENTIRE PLANET IS LAUGHING AT YOU, YOU FUCKING DELUSIONAL, LYING, NARCISSISTIC FUCKMUPPET. JFC YOU’RE THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Iran is laughing at us

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Vandals have broken into Fox News and released special chemicals that lower Presidential approval.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

They got the vandals who ruined Donald's pool. Good! Now they need to catch the vandals who stole Trump's hair, the ones who inflated his cankles, the ones who painted pumpkin makeup on his face (animals!) the ones who forced him to cheat on every wife, and surrender to Iran!