Maple Noodleton

He/Him! I'm an actual anthropomorphic pine marten.

I stream :333333

I'm going to bite you

[Maple Noodleton @MapleNoodleton]

@RealConorOil FENT????!?!!!!?1?1!!?1??1

[Maple Noodleton @MapleNoodleton]

I had a child offer me a wonderful chicken taco made out of leaves, dandelions, cow parsnip, and dirt. I was not hungry that day so I did not accept such a lavish meal

[mgpi @SYNESTHEIZURE]

working with kids was great because you learn little boys, left to their own devices, will develop intricate and nuanced opinions about the things they hate (i.e. a hierarchy of the worst musicals they have seen). Little girls will try to feed you strange potions

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@ProbablyanOtter I can make buffalo wings AFTER the chicken dip

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A dark, foreboding figure (me) approaches you, requests your staffing (help with cooking) to create the elixir of power (my very yummy Buffalo chicken dip)

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@RealestMemes_ What on earth is this from

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OH MY MART WHERE DID ALL OF THESE PEOPLE COME FROMMM

[Maple Noodleton @MapleNoodleton]

A dark, foreboding figure (me) approaches you, requests your staffing (help with cooking) to create the elixir of power (my very yummy Buffalo chicken dip)

[Maple Noodleton @MapleNoodleton]

@ProbablyanOtter PEAK

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@gahhnie Us martens are an angry people, it is best not to get on our bad side.

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Two more weeks until I am once again an unemployed chud, wish me luck

[Maple Noodleton @MapleNoodleton]

"Oh no! How will I align my clock's mechanism???"
The humble pendulum:

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OH MY GOSH THEY HAVE

TAR ❤️
w/cookies

[Maple Noodleton @MapleNoodleton]

@fluffygirlpaws ILL HAVE YOU KNOW; IT DOES OKAY??? IT JUST DOES

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Homophobic dog that I saw today 💜💜💜

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Was working yesterday and one of the kids was angry at me and told me he was going to kill his parents and I just looked at him like this and told him not to say that like how am I supposed to respond to that qwq

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@BousaiGuy @snepdeer Woag...

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IM NOT TOO LATE HAPPY FORTH OF JULY EVERYMARTEN

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@BousaiGuy @bayzuul IM TRYING

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Working 14 hours a day Friday-Sunday wish me luck QwQ

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@bayzuul IT IS IM SO SLEEPY

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@BousaiGuy IT WAS NOT RAGHHHH