Maple Shipp

Freelance director. Founder & Creative Director of Pocket Moon Studios.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

and to make matters worse i have a sordid past and a fragile constitution

[trash jones @jzux]

my special talent is saying “no worries” when it’s actually more worries than ever before

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

"do u have protection" i feel around for my nightstand. i open the drawer and pull a wrapper out. tearing it open with my teeth i send taco bell sauce everywhere. oh no. wrong drawer. that was my sauce drawer. "im gonna tell my friends bout ur sauce drawer." the night is ruined

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Not awake or asleep but another secret third option

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

yes I am a socialist but I still have a hard time sharing my good pens

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

I’m starting a new podcast where my guest comes over, we hang out, then don’t record or document any of it. It’s called Friendship

[Quest Abandoner @QuestAbandoner]

Hate it when my enemy yells "after him" to his goons

[jo @cowboypraxis]

an instagram post should answer two questions 1. are you in europe 2. are you still dating them

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

https://t.co/onzebvTnBU cc: @aimeemann @johnmoe

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

[nancy pelosi email voice] GRU is RISING. can I count on you for $15?

[sio @bestinsio]

wearing shorts is so embarrassing. Like here are my legs I guess. jesus christ

[mel @yourpalmel]

Literaleigh is a beautiful name for a girl ❤️

[Tom Whyman @HealthUntoDeath]

GUY DESIGNING A UNIVERSITY WEBSITE: ok so obviously it should be as hard as possible to find out any information about the staff