kdot 🌱

If Your Reading This Your Butt Stinks . 🤭

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i'm so happy as a child i got to grow up watching a funny, fierce, beautiful black girl with big dreams on my screen every day...

[Doja HQ @DojaHQs]

Newly shared photos of Doja Cat photographed backstage at Primavera Sound Festival last month.

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

I recently saw a tweet that said "If women were told that having four fingers was the beauty standard, some would cut one off and still insist they did it for themselves." (paraphrased). Obviously that's hyperbole, but why do so many of our "personal preferences"

[MB82 @mbur82]

@ma1ybe @zackfox remains unbeaten.

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

trying to have a serious conversation w someone that’s clearly just trying to have sex with me

[Tanooki Joe @TanookiKuribo]

It’s 2026, why are we starting a pretend order just to see a restaurant’s menu online?

[$ @aliyahvallen]

when yall get lip filler, here’s what i want yall to tell the injector “i want to keep my shape, just add volume” maybe add “define cupid’s bow” but it’s no reason yall lips just look like two sausage links

[LBark @franzsherbert]

This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

liking a song isn't enough. i need to be able to call the artist & tell them they did a great job

[kdot 🌱 @maplesirrup]

i can only eat them with lotion 🥛🐄🤭

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Chips Ahoy always tasted ashy to me .

[Jasmine Grenaway @MsGrenaway_]

His brother real asf for that.

[kdot 🌱 @maplesirrup]

this picture is adorable 🥹❤️

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

cut my hair and now i look just like my damn momma

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

Everyone on Linkedin should be watching House of Dragons.

They keep dropping Career Gems.

In the last episode Rhaenyra blessed us with the best auto email reply, that I will be using going forward

"I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies. Let me find my footing and I will attend to your request."

Whoever wrote that line…I know your pen was on fire.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[kdot 🌱 @maplesirrup]

uhh @hulu can yall put jimmy neutron and my life as a teenage robot TF BACK ?!?!?! please and thank you ❤️

[jae stephens @jaephens]

just had a BLT

[zwileopie @ceykagons]

"i wanna see u" no u wanna fuck me!

[kdot 🌱 @maplesirrup]

because only a nigga made this hashtag #Demdragons 😭

[Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Black people tuning in was the best thing to happen to the Game of Thrones universe. The discourse is almost as entertaining as the actual show.

[kunta kimchi @_TrillScott]

You’re bugged tf out actually

[Your Friend Rashad 🧸🪴 @OptimusGrind__]

BRING AEGON THE USURPER TO ME!