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Me, bibiey, dolla, danzo, daisy, dino & hasif

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Randomnya mimpi aku. Tapi, hehehehehe

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Realising last aku tidur straight 8 jam adalah bulan 8 hari tu. Post kenduri ila. Hasif tidur straight dari 10 malam sampai subuh. Ya Allah, bestnya tidur masa tu.

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Twitter betul2 dah tak riuh ya. Gosip azfar dengan cap yuyie tak berlegar pun dekat sini.

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@ayam_jihad Tu dia cuci mata level T1.

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Ahhh finally dah jumpa pensonic 0.6L. Okay niceee tak payah beli baru.

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Berkira2 nak beli cord vacuum just for daily used. Sebab hat besar tu penatnya lah nak mengusung dari hujung rumah ke hujung rumah. Dengan wayar pendek. Tapi, nak kena beli periuk nasi juga. Takde ke yang jual bekas dalam periuk tu je.

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@zarazorozuru Makan hati mak mentua ni takkan buat dia mati. Kalau mati pun tak apalah, dah lama hidup. Bayi ni baru nak merasa dunia, tiba mati. Tak ke kesian?

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@ayam_jihad Tu ada bagi telur mentah dekat baby baru lahir untuk turunkan kuning katanya. Meninggal dah bayinya.

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I said what I said, its your baby. Not your mother, your mother in law, your sister, your sister in law, your nenek or your nenek in law. Jadi mak ni kena la melawan je apa2 yang karut mengarut orang2 ni cuba ajar.

[𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @Ddeangelsss]

Susu tepung tak bagi tapi tepung dia bagi pula? Pastu yang jadi mangsa baby dan ibunya 😭😭😭 wujud pula mertua jenis macam ni? 🥹

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Seronok bila hasif dah membesar, tapi, sebak hasif dah besar. Bittersweet sangat. Macam cepatnya besar. Nanti tahu2 dah tak bagi ibu peluk cium 😭😭😭

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I wish I had pinduoduo during my school, matric and university year.

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Laparnya woii!

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@BendiTheBagak Gen z paling tua 29 bro. Adik aku baru kahwin bulan lepas. Kalau kahwin umur 18 pun, pregnant 19, anak dia baru 10 tahun.

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Laki kalau suka dekat kau sangat menakutkan. Lagi2 baya macam ni. They will stalk you, look at you like they gonna eat you alive.

[S. @sarramonez]

Bila orang cakap lelaki ni makhluk emosi, bukan main ramai marah kata tak. Tapi so far bila ada jenayah melibatkan nyawa mesti dari sebab-sebab macamni. Does men really can’t handle rejection? Kenapa anak lelaki tak pandai nak regulate emotions? -

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@wolfstarsona He really does annoyed me in this book

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Accident banyak atas jalan, nasib baik menteri pengangkutan dah letak jawatan.

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Pesakit banyak mati dekat hospital, menteri kesihatan kena letak jawatan tak?

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Wishing to fly away to a dreamland where I can live as a girl in a lovely cottage surrounded by a garden of flowers, and on a vast green land with tiny flowers carpeting the field, and a little stream of water behind my cottage. Then with a view of picturesque mountain.

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The best series ever

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

SHERLOCK (2010) instantly understood how to make Holmes feel modern without losing what made him Holmes. Text messages replace telegrams, blogs replace Watson’s stories, and deductions literally appear across the screen.

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Laparnyaaa. Nak makan apa ni. Nak masak tak ada selera nak masak. Jenuhlah asyik nak beli luar saja 😭