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[connie marrero @mapon]

I'm wearing this hipster's carcass ironically. http://t.co/rOvWEz1jxI

[connie marrero @mapon]

I think it's so brave that Rosie O' Donnell is openly fat http://t.co/WFNcMxGrMJ

[connie marrero @mapon]

why do people live in regular houses when there are steakhouses http://t.co/mpg8p6UgNZ

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http://t.co/UDk5TdoTrh "GET A TREE" - what I just yelled at two squirrels doing it on my lawn

[connie marrero @mapon]

Some girls on Facebook are cute until their 30-day photoshop trial expires. http://t.co/QCgfLU1E8E

[connie marrero @mapon]

http://t.co/R5J4waAxjz Thinking of cryogenically freezing myself until they can find a cure for unemployment.

[connie marrero @mapon]

I baby-proofed my apartment but they keep getting in. http://t.co/8jtTWKAPJ7

[connie marrero @mapon]

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". http://t.co/GtMSgYDYbc

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http://t.co/ilPNmNJWDH I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

[connie marrero @mapon]

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/BJzyf7qDUm

[connie marrero @mapon]

If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many. http://t.co/kGcvHlyEvc

[connie marrero @mapon]

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/zxGL7nR7Oz

[connie marrero @mapon]

http://t.co/1fWa2SmFEU Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

[connie marrero @mapon]

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/7F2hZNJs2D

[connie marrero @mapon]

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. http://t.co/kodMpOOfh0

[connie marrero @mapon]

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade http://t.co/I8P6dtfZqK

[connie marrero @mapon]

http://t.co/TbPPw5yPa5 Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[connie marrero @mapon]

http://t.co/MMq455Xbse Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

[connie marrero @mapon]

http://t.co/ro6rho1Dch "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

[connie marrero @mapon]

http://t.co/elyO3fZgSh I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.