Mwarabu Mweusi

Random thoughts/Get high above the wicked and fly🚀
Liverpool fan❤️#YNWA

[Dr. John Njenga Karugia PhD. @johnnjenga]

John and Peter crossing Yemen on their way to heal a lame man in Jerusalem. ⚖️

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Friendly reminder: there’s a money-laundering rapist pedophile felon sitting in the highest office in the land who is currently ruining your lives and he thinks it’s funny.

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Embassies should refund visa fees when a visa application is denied!

[Sasha 🫦 @Sashaz04]

Drug testing for jobs should exclude cannabis. Period

[Sospeter Stephen @SospetrStephen]

Wacha niseme initoke.

The Housing Levy is, legalized daylight robbery against hardworking Kenyans.

End.

[𝗔𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰 @Afro_254]

I think we should Occupy Statehouse, I mean we go like guests then kanuke. Tupange, Tusipange?

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself is a slave, whatever he may be.”

— Friedrich Nietzsche

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I love Twitter because someone will tweet exactly what’s in my head and I just retweet it

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Hii mwaka nimesema "Wantam" mara mingi kuliko "I love you" 😂

[𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗮🦋 @Bellaa254]

Ndio kukunywa chai na pork brawn! life must continue 🫢

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Some people regret being born retarded. Then there is Jalang'o who embraces it fully.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Parents spot fake friends.
Children spot fake relatives.

[Tumezoza kwa mneti @fellah_2]

Unaconnect dots mpaka unaamka katikati ya usiku kuclick

[Mwarabu Mweusi @maproso2]

@World_Affairs11 right move to make

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Smoking alone will have you connecting dots from your childhood.

[Mwarabu Mweusi @maproso2]

@Kimuzi_ Na Shoga mwenzako kipchumba😂

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Every time I remember Onesimus Kipchumba Murkomen is the CS of security I usually sharpen my machete 5 times a day

[Street _Rumour @Pro_fessor9]

The bond between madem warembo na kukosa akili is unbreakable