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Black. Femme Queer. Textbook Scorpio. she/her. Graduated high school in 1998, you do the math. #KHive. Also on Bluesky.

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For the second time in a year and a half, I've been just that little bit too late in checking on a friend and found their obituaries instead. Liver and pancreatic cancer, not COVID, at 39 and 40 respectively. The last time Dana and I spoke by phone was the first time in 15 years,

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@EscapeToTheCats @Britannica That was ruder than the initial post. We are not prepared for that fact today, nor will we be acknowledging that Downtown Julie Brown is a senior citizen.

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@FoxEbenBrown @Britannica I have actually said this to my nieces and nephews.

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@BeefyMcSteak @heyyguido Woke up late so I just got to download the PronounGO app, but I found four in my yard already, next to the Pokemon. Gender changes are scheduled for 7pm, and I'm going for 17 abortions tomorrow. Wanna meet at those taco trucks we were promised after we get our Soros checks?

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@JohnMcHugh1878 @Riley_Gaines_ Doesn't matter what lane she decides to swim in, she's still coming in 5th.

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@Riley_Gaines_ Won't he do it? God is good ALL DAY!

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@LynnVaine @JustJoshinNH But did you die?

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@meghanttucker I'm proud of you, lady.

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@deltamagnet @JustJoshinNH I had not considered this before, but you raise a very good point.

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@michelle_byoung I'm Black, according to her. She stayed salty and I laughed when even her dream schools wanted me and wouldn't give her the time of day.

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@michelle_byoung My ex-bestie went to Centre, non-zero chance you overlapped with her low-key racist ass. She showed said ass when college recruiting packets started showing up and my combined GPA & test scores earned me scholarship offers everywhere from Yale to tiny HBCUs. Only because

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@JustJoshinNH Add it to the hypothetical Louisville visit. I was going to take you to local spots, but I'll make an exception for brown bread and cheesecake.

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@RainbowMojo26 Back when Southwest had cattle call, free for all seating, I showed up three hours early to get the seat I wanted. Fuck this nonsense when you get to choose your seat ahead of time, you did it to yourself.

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@GammaReigh It's supposed to bring abundance, clarity, and focus, all of which are great wishes for an 18yo.

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@lmac522 @NicolasEdny As it should be. Just no more bacon abuse, please.

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@20yearsinthekan @FeralHeather @nuenerlucky @softkyungie He literally said "like Dateline."

One in 4 women are sexually assaulted in our lifetimes. That's just the number who report, by the way. Try looking at any of the information provided by RAINN or even the FBI.

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@AllisonRFloyd I'm not sure if it's weaponized incompetence or regular incompetence. My cousin had a mom who couldn't, and subsequently didn't, cook, so he never learned to properly stock a pantry until his mom remarried and her wife taught them both to do it in his his 20s.

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@AlbeckSand29836 @MimsyYamaguchi @CundiffVanessa Sure.

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@lmac522 @NicolasEdny Yeah, you made all the saints, ancestors, souls of former pigs, and me personally gag with this one.

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@40wattbulb @NicolasEdny Right? What did that bacon do to deserve that?