maryyyyy

just joining the conversation

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

i would like the internet to un-discover the word “feral.” Thank you for joining my Ted talk

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

so Russia’s invaded Ukraine, the queen has covid & this is all happening around the month of March? I think I’ve seen a film like this before…

[goattfishh @goattfishh]

Everyone watching the Coinbase Super Bowl trailer

[Jake! @JakeAndBall]

Me when the coinbase commercial came on

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

you’re hot if you watched house of Anubis back in 2010

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

2022 needs to be the year where we retire the meme where people show their “mimosa” recipe thats a glass champagne with a drop of OJ. it’s not that funny

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

lots of down time over break = the tweets are outpouring

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

idk who needs to hear this but you can skip the LinkedIn post where you share your grades

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

Sour cream has no business being as good as it is. I could lowkey eat it by the spoonful

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

January 2020-March 13, 2020 really isn’t talked about enough

[Dr Norman Johnsonton, PhD. @the_norminator7]

Are we sure Jeff Bezos isn't the grim reaper? #StayTuned

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

Unbelievable that our planet is on fire but 80 year old politicians cry “but the EcONmY”

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

Don’t get me wrong bacon is delicious but Y’all ever eat bacon and feel like “damn I can feel my cholestoral going up”

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

there are two types of people: those who followed Brittany furlan on vine when they were 12 and those who did not

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

Im happy that we as a society have decided to never again mention those Instagram challenges from March 2020

[maryyyyy @mar28206512]

De-normalize calling idiots “street smart”

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Someone said Uniqua from the Backyardigans looks like Jimmy Fallon and now I can’t unsee it

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Who the fuck schedules a #1 seed against a 100 year old nun on a Sunday