Mara

[seiya @systole_]

Realising I am not an early bird or a night owl but some kind of hibernating creature that is tired all the time instead

[Jordan Daley @JDaley]

Adults who still watch cartoons. Retweet this.

[obsessedwithmybf @jessicx__ortiz]

me to whoever’s behind me in mario kart

[mariela @marielatrev_]

thank you liam payne for destroying the little hope i had for a one direction reunion ever occurring

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

FYI this isn't stopping. There have been 18 mass shootings SINCE Uvalde.

You need to know this. Because it's not going to stop until we do something.

1/ Here's just a sampling of the slaughter in the last six days:

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Payton Gendron: murders 10—calmly arrested

Nikolas Cruz: murders 17—calmly arrested

Dylan Roof: murders 9—calmly arrested

Patrick Crusius: murders 23—calmly arrested

Tamir Rice, Aiyana Jones, Breonna Taylor, George Floyd, Eric Garner—all unarmed & innocent—killed immediately

[𝖏𝖆𝖍 ツ @fullautojayy]

if I say “im hungry” we got about 27 minutes till I’m a different person

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Voldemort was grown as heII beefing with a 12 year old

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Red Sox 6, Yankees 2 — The Red Sox have eliminated the Yankees and have won 8 of their last 9 postseason games against them dating back to Game 4 of the 2004 ALCS.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

who did this 😭😭😭

[A Jay Holmgren @AJHolmgren]

i love when hotels have a great view 😍

[robbie d @Robertslaysall]

AZ weather just went from 90 to 55 like it saw a state trooper 😂

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Studies have shown that listening to the sound of beavers enthusiastically munching on white cabbage can temporarily reduce stress levels by up to 17%.

[denver @dnvrsn]

rt if you were NOT upset

[karla¿ @karlamari_]

me watching everyone from high school fall in love and have babies

[ellison dozièr @EllisonDozier]

I’m just going to leave this here.

[riley @ryy_taylor]

why did taco bell have to pick summer 2020 to get rid of potatoes like read the room