mara

[mara @maracadena]

how do people seem so normal and then turn crazy so fast?

[mara @maracadena]

And then there’s that rare breed that accomplishes both 👌🏽 #mifamilia

[mara @maracadena]

Sometimes I like to remind people who I am

[mara @maracadena]

👀 👀 re-experiencing twitter for the first time
#yallhaventchanged

[mara @maracadena]

im the type of girlfriend that just got up and made a freaking stir fry feast because my boyfriend mentioned he had been craving asian food #URWELCOME

[mara @maracadena]

It still makes me laugh at how uncomfortable people get when i breast feed in public 😂😂

[mara @maracadena]

back to my weekly goals.
next up: consistency/reliability.
cuz im a flake.
its so easy to blame being a new mom for cancelling plans but lets be real...this happened before her.
WORKING ON IT.

[mara @maracadena]

I have to stop myself from tweeting while angry.

[𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔱𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔦𝔯𝔞 ⛧ @easttnelvira]

Treat them how they treat you and watch how the tables turn.

[mara @maracadena]

mom love is strangely prideful. it's like you are so connected with the world now that you have brought a new soul into it yet at the same time you feel bad for everyone else with kids because you just know yours is the best. is that wrong? #toohonest

[mara @maracadena]

I live on the 3rd floor at my apartment complex. that's not a problem until my dog knocks over a can of paint on my porch. my neighbors hate my guts.

[mara @maracadena]

that moment when you finally bring your gpa up enough to get financial aid so not only is school no longer out of pocket but theres also an extra 3g just waitinggggg for next semester to start...

[mara @maracadena]

Plus everybody wants to be a cat https://t.co/l4eO06MOEl

[J.D.™ Jonah De Vries—Given—Thamba Di Nlandu=Spirit @iOwnJD]

Blasphemous, absurd, preposterous, laughable, comical, nonsensical, illogical, unthinkable: How did “The Aristocats” not make this bracket? Not only is it the last project Walt Disney green-lighted before his death in 1966, it’s also a cultured story and delightful movie at that.

[molly perry @_mollyyp_]

Trying not to be petty is the hardest thing in the world when all I want to do is be petty.

[mara @maracadena]

@A_Beastie YES! I MISS YOU!

[mara @maracadena]

PSA: im headed to SA in 3 days. that is all.

[mara @maracadena]

also, im on the look out for a sleeper van. If youre selling or you know somebody, let me knooooo

[mara @maracadena]

all my exes live in texas like im george strait