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me, myself, & AH 👅 | Wearer of Many Hats, Shaker of Plenty Ass | da biggest bird | Vice Supreme Master

[personality hire @maracal2000]

How come breakfast for dinner is socially acceptable, BUT the minute I want a baked potato for breakfast everyone loses it?

[sitka ($jimothy maxxing) @sitkapetrodolla]

Jimothy as a baby in my friend’s backyard

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

It followed me home 🦝🤣

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

shave that big toe sis we’re going to Chili’s

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Pubity @pubity]

A never-before-seen owl has been found in the USA.

While snowy owls are known for their white feathers, this owl, nicknamed "Rusty" by locals, has an unexplained reddish-orange appearance.

[izzy @dayalivias]

she’s hilarious

[ᒍᑌᗩᑎITO STᗩᖇS.🌻🌿 #TEAMMARIANA #TEAMSAMILANDRI @ElSinsajoPxnem]

no habéis leído los juegos del hambre con 14 años and it shows

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Best I can do is something correlated

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

hamburger help us

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

what if we started critical thoughtmaxxing

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

This should come with increased late night SEPTA service to reduce the likelihood of drunk driving too

[normal @35yearoldfriend]

Is Mike’s Hot Honey, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and Jersey Mike’s all the same Mike?

[kk 🌞 @cutiegurlk8]

he hasn’t even asked me to be his cutie for pi day

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

can i come over and stare at you like this

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

while listening to a podcast i heard about how barnes and noble has essentially come back from the dead. booktok has helped to actually make books/reading popular again. this is a good thing.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

yes girl just aim that wet cough wherever!

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

So basically we are to prepare for 1 to 256 inches of snow this weekend.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her "Why aren't you married yet?” and she'd reply "Just lucky, I guess" which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard