Mara Fleet

I could be witty and clever here, but I'm too lazy. She/Her

[Mara Fleet @marafleet]

A homeless man just told me that I look healthy, so he's now my primary care physician

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@dannibelow Hi hi! I made that mug, and I’m so glad you like it ❤️ That piece of vandalism was too good not to commemorate

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@bthouston11 Me leading up to the release: https://t.co/RJ9yoDWPVD

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🎶 the sun'll come out TO MARAAAAAA 🎶

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

what is the lamest joke people make about your name? for ex., i have heard almost every “battle” and “australia” pun or play-on-words there is

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I don’t really understand how they work, but should I spend $2400 to ironically own this Trisha Paytas NFT? https://t.co/qpSAyMEtUH

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The best thing about my mom is that she shares the same as Beyonce's mom, so I can truthfully exclaim that I "got that sh*t from Tina" as well when I listen to the Savage Remix.

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@TessLenae how did you ever let him go?

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I've assimilated to my mask being a part of my face so well that I tried to feed myself two Ibuprofen while wearing it. Did the whole pill toss into your mouth thing and they just bounced right off

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Currently huddled in my bed thinking about how Beto O’Rourke would personally be spooning every single Texan to keep them warm if he’d been elected

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@TexasGasService Can you give us any update on when service will resume?

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Do you really like the craftsmen style home, or did you just want LOTR way too many times as a child?

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*Me, months in the future holding up my COVID vaccine record*

“I’m doing this for myself so a random drunk girl can hold my drink while I go to the bathroom in a crowded dive bar”

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Idk why, but this feels like a hate crime

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Guys! COVID is over tomorrow! We did it!!

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@TessLenae OKAY!!

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“Oh you guys, I just LOVE middle school!”

-@TessLenae after two glasses of wine

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@pulltheleverbr1 Do itttttttttttttt

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I laugh at how excited white ppl get over soup dumplings, but then I remember my level of excitement over corn nuggets (which is basically the white ppl equivalent) so I guess this is my apology?

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A photo of you in January, blissfully unaware

[okay I cheated with a video]

[magnificent nitwit @Shacara_Shacara]

A photo of you in January, blissfully unaware

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@Wendys Hi ❤️

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Why I CHOOSE not to lose weight:
https://t.co/2uOCrs0kex