Sarah Mike

i cry a lot, but i’m productive

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

My own personal hell will be me putting on a fitted sheet and each time I get to the last corner I realize I didn’t put it on the correct way

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

The way I feel every fucking line of “your new girl is my clone. And did you think I didn’t see you? There were flashing lights. At least I had the decency to keep my nights out of sight, only rumors about my hips and thighs” like GIRL GETS ITTTTTTTTT

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

But imagine a complete concert of just vault tracks @taylorswift13 👀

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

If @taylorswift13 ever makes “you’re losing me” into a short film I would really appreciate being considered for the role I don’t know how to apply but putting it out to the universe now

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

Does anyone else save tik toks to show their therapists? Not like other therapy tok, but a stand up on the joy of holding a grudge 👀

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

My ultimate goal in life is to make enough money that I can afford frivolous things like a record player and every vinyl edition @taylorswift13 puts out

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

I thought you were my invisible string. Turns out it was just a cobweb.

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

@dunisayno Please leave me and my bleached hair out of this narrative

[trash jones @jzux]

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

The realization that I will be flying back from seattle the day after #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion drops and I’ll be able to have 6 blissful hours of playing on repeat w no one to stop me

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

I wanted to share some of my thoughts on today's Supreme Court decision on affirmative action:

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

Just because I said “feel free to email me with questions” does not actually mean I want you to email me with questions

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

Nothing more humbling than @hinge putting your ex in rose jail

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

Some samples

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

Should I start my own Etsy shop for watercolor cards?

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

I could really use a butterfly to flap its wings in Asia

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

Do I match w an exec at radio 1 for potential t swift tickets???? He is 47 😬

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

@dearashthatsme7 YESSSS

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

@dearashthatsme7 She’s pairing songs together!! Whichever show gets dear John and would’ve could’ve should’ve is so lucky!

[Sarah Mike @marahpsyche]

@CapitalOne It’s not accepting my code word 😭