mara 🐙

the octopus girl. // i'm a registered vet tech from the pacific northwest and i like books, tv, & beer. 🇺🇲➡️🇨🇦

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

how to ask for a kiss

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

bringing this back as this account's first tweet of 2020

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

my cat had a dental today and i am SO glad i whipped out my camera about five minutes after he got his drug cocktail because it's the funniest thing i've ever seen

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

babies r us/toys r us. i learned that there's always a creepy man anytime you're working for the public, and that it is possible to tune out the sound of crying babies

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

What was your first paid job, and what did you learn about working from that job?

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

@magpielena this is what @replyall has done to us. pj took direct action and it worked

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

if i ever get so old that going through a car wash doesn't feel like a fun theme park ride for grownups, i'm throwing in the towel

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

@DavidJHoyt are you being oppressed

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

the subtle dominance conveyed to the employee in the break room whose lunch gets the most "oh, that smells so good" comments

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

i'm a veterinary technician and this article is the talk of my hospital today. every time you read that headline to someone new they say "yep, that checks out"

[New York Times World @nytimesworld]

Wally Conron, the creator of labradoodles, said it was his “life’s regret,” in an interview with ABC News in Australia. “The biggest majority,” he added, “are either crazy or have a hereditary problem.” https://t.co/hx2XyrFOGh

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

definitely "implies that man is little more than an animal"

[roxana, papersana, scissorsana @noneorstarlet]

Banned books display at my local library. Tag yourself, I’m “espouses a poor philosophy of life.”

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

@noneorstarlet @ReadingGPodcast puh-LEASE get on my level, roxana.

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

i already had a library card for the seattle area so i figured i'd go the extra mile for the @ReadingGPodcast 2019 challenge and move to another country to get a new library card

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

when you decide to look up the biggest grocery chain in canada and you're met with

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

@maccachino as i posted this i was like "jess is going to appreciate this" and you came through

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

deeply obsessed with this keeshond figurine we got at value village & are using as a balcony doorstop

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

@SinsDee I actually haven't read her series but now I want to!! it's pretty chunky, though-- about 850 pages. but it's super worth it!

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

y'all ever get a book from the library and love it so much that after you finish it you run to the bookstore, see that both of their copies are ripped, and beg them to order a new one for you just so you can have a perfect pristine copy? @say_shannon

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

@noneorstarlet @say_shannon give it to her!! she needs it!

[mara 🐙 @maralizabeth]

i just moved to british columbia and the closest non-chain coffee shop to my apartment has a cryptocurrency machine