maranda

playas get chose 💞

[dudermane @612jack]

1 good coworker is worth a thousand bitches

[virgo. @pesomsj]

i love saying “oh ok fuck i thought” bc oh ok fuck i thought fr.

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Can't even ride around to clear ya mind no more cause ya tank gone be clear before ya mind is

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

You actually NEVER hit a 100% completion rate with laundry.

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Me wasting my entire day because I've got something to do at 5pm

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

How do you guys come up with this stuff?? 😭

[Jessica Rośe 🌹 @iamjessicarosee]

I literally have the stomach of a pirate I never gaf 😭

[Demi MD 🇺🇸 @DemiLuxe1]

There’s something about late August and early September that makes you want to get your act together

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

y’all ever wake up from a dream & be impressed?? like damn!, the narrative structure and plot line was amazing 😭😭

[🔮🧘🏽‍♀️ @ballarina_]

She literally owns every single thing they advertise on Temu 😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally start making some good money but the cost of living goes up 5x

[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

[Meg @heirmeg]

LMAOOOOOOO my mother be in the drive through asking for shit fried hard like girl they do not give a fuck

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am at the age where i understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.