Maranda Ballou

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

This is for sure a memory I’m certain I repressed

[The Truth @MikeeKhoury]

I’m this old

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

@NWSKansasCity Shawnee, near Lake Quivira

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

Rooting for Mexico because Zach from Love Island sucks and I refuse to cheer for his home country.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

Not understanding how these aren’t goals, but this likely has to do with the broadcast being in Spanish and me being unwilling to change streaming services.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

@ufc I bet you could figure out the gals name that is singing instead of just calling her gal.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

I need the Spurs to win because if I see Carter Bryant cry again it’ll ruin the rest of my year.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

It’s days like today where @tacobell getting rid of the Quesarito hurts the most #BringItBack #Quesarito

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

I would like to say, screw the entire state of Illinois.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

Is it insane to eat lunch before 11am if you got up to workout at 4:45am?

[NWS Kansas City @NWSKansasCity]

***New Record***

As of 3 pm, Kansas City International Airport has reached 92°F, which is the new record for hottest recorded temperature in the month of March in Kansas City.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

Mizzou was my only bracket miss yesterday. This has reinforced my disdain for Mizzou.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

Idk how these sports books keep getting away with poor customer service. @CaesarsSports how do you have a $20k mishap and you’re not escalating it to figure something out.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

The BYU mascot is my sleep paralysis demon

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

Why did I force all my friends to do a push up contest at the club?

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

Lastly, thank God for the TIPS break. I would very likely be looking at another year of owing $15k.

That’s all. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

I am so sick of seeing “income too high,” when completing my taxes for a tax break.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

- student loan interest? Negative.
- property tax in state of KS? Negative.

Taxation is theft and the middle working class is the only one suffering from it.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

Listen I’m gonna need some more fights in this gold medal game.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

I am so easy to rage bait because there’s no way people are genuinely that stupid.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

that little groundhog seeing his shadow is on my list.

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

Hey @BetMGM just wanted to circle back. 🧍🏼‍♀️

[Maranda Ballou @maranda_lee3]

Dear @BetMGM email me back, please. We have qualms.