Maranda

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[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Maranda @maranda_rod]

#NewProfilePic

[Darlene @Darlene_Belmont]

The era of free dabs after pickin up at the dispensary was crazy. I used to be in the parking lot finna THROW UP Lmfao

[FATHER @bigteesmallgirl]

This year I got to learn who my real friends are and it was very very empowering and eye opening and I am grateful for this

[isabelle @sunglasssister]

Happy to be gay & not dealin w this tragedy

[Maranda @maranda_rod]

@Jessiereyez ✨✨✨

[Maranda @maranda_rod]

@JackBox #YesJACK also can y’all bring back the OG French toast sticks, these new tiny ones aren’t cutting it

[Maranda @maranda_rod]

I’ve had trust issues since jack in the box discontinued french toast sticks

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Let’s dial it back with the sandals.

[The Moment. @AyoAprell]

To all my Harry Potter fans with iPhones. Did y’all know telling Siri “Lumos!” turns on the flashlight, and telling Siri “Nox!” Turns it off?? 🥹

[Maranda @maranda_rod]

True, it’s the drug test that gets worrisome

[Maranda @maranda_rod]

Exactly how I quit my last restaurant

[ MAJひ⁶𓅓 @ykmaj6]

Couldn't find a parking spot at my job
So I left .😂😂

They got enough people

[Maranda @maranda_rod]

Saw a Spirit Halloween banner today and it truly made my day

[j @jaydoce]

thinking bout her (bacon wrapped hot dog outside the club at 2 am)

[Maranda @maranda_rod]

Had pizza for breakfast and dinner, big fan of NY

[Maranda @maranda_rod]

My poor gf just wants me to be packed and ready to go the night before our 7am flight but that will honestly never happen

[Maranda @maranda_rod]

Waking up everyday and being amazed at how beautiful my gf is, is just 🤌🏽🤌🏽

[clø @chloeeodell]

Tax the churches. Lets stop pretending there is any kind of separation here. They want to influence law, they can pay taxes.

[Maranda @maranda_rod]

@foedatass Right hahaha I was ready to go grab my mom 😅