Maranda Schaley

[steven monacelli @stevanzetti]

Making two geriatrics argue in front of the entire country at 9PM is diabolical

[Joe List @JoeListComedy]

They have Biden’s goal for the night written in the lower corner.

[Border Patrol Union - NBPC @BPUnion]

To be clear, we never have and never will endorse Biden.

[kayla🫆 @trulykaykay]

i love isolating myself, going missing is my biggest form of self care

[Maranda Schaley @maranda_schaley]

@skyler_scheerer Who is that sexy hoe

[violet @katycoyle_]

heard i can come off as bitchy, awkward or shy at first but after hanging with me like 5 times i am the most fun extroverted silly bitch you will ever met

[Lexie Mannix, MD @ALMannixMD]

Seeing how much the world accepts that it’s impossible to move on after watching CPR really makes me think about how we (medical professionals, especially those who work in Emergency departments) are expected to just move on immediately after a code.

[Maranda Schaley @maranda_schaley]

@zimmerman_syd Untouchable untouchabllllleeeeeeeeee

[Maranda Schaley @maranda_schaley]

@moorenicole_ Burn it down

[Maranda Schaley @maranda_schaley]

@moorenicole_ STOPPPP

[Maranda Schaley @maranda_schaley]

I am genuinely a clothes hoarder. I have the biggest closet I’ve ever had in my entire life right now AND ITS FULL.

+ the 2 other bedroom closets having something of mine in it.

Im disappointed in myself lol

[Maranda Schaley @maranda_schaley]

Sitting on the back porch, listening to music, dogs out, doors open.
Im real grateful right now

[kaitlyn 🫧 @okaicoop]

Find it super weird when girls only acknowledge my significant other even when I’m standing right there

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

My ability to 'Read The Room' is half the reason I don't like going places.

[gros pwell @EssJae1]

We haven't lived a normal day since 2019

[Flash @Flashyasf]

ion like bragging on people cus u never know what a mf doing behind yo back