Maranda

Miss Christmas 2017. when the suns out, I sparkle ✨ I manage the best band of the decade @frostysnitemare hehehhehehe.

[Maranda @marandasw_]

Introducing MISS Christmas. I want to represent the world of America in holiday cheer.

[Maranda @marandasw_]

@maryohhh UGH YES 💖💖🥹🥹🥹🥹🥳🥳🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍💖💖💖💖💖

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Nobody:

Menards: save big money at Menards 🎶

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today. i wasn’t a very good dog

april fools. i was so good

[Tom DeLonge @tomdelonge]

Aliens don’t believe in you either

[Maranda @marandasw_]

@mskayteegrace Amen

[Maranda @marandasw_]

Hey @von_Ebs

[Maranda @marandasw_]

@heymistyy It’s the best one I’ve ever had! And it has a little space for a pad to put essential oils if you’re into that!

[Maranda @marandasw_]

@lyelhsa Omg I thought I was the only one who noticed!! It’s wild!!

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

The only thing more embarrassing than your glasses fogging up when you wear a mask is killing immunocompromised strangers/children/senior citizens and extending a global pandemic because you can’t handle being slightly inconvenienced.

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Giving away a SOLDIER FIELDS shirt for every TD pass or run from Justin Fields. 1 winner per TD…for the entire season.

Retweet and follow @obvious_shirts to enter. #FieldsDay

[𝕷𝖎🏳️‍🌈⁶𓅓 @envyyLii]

ALWAYSSSSSSSSSSSSS trust your intuition... if you have a bad vibe about somebody or something ... you’re not crazy . It’ll eventually come to light ☺️🙃 no matter how long it takes . Don’t let nobody think you’re trippin

[paloma @ilyverymuch4evr]

what the back of my hair looks like is none of my business

[Maranda @marandasw_]

@mskayteegrace It’s crazy how much I missed thunderstorms when I left the Midwest!! No one warns you that it doesn’t rain anywhere else 🥴

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

oh you don’t want my dog to bark at you? then why would you stand calmly within a 2 mile radius of my house

[Maranda @marandasw_]

@von_Ebs 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[John O'Callaghan @johnmaine]

It’s ok to stand up for yourself.