Mara Parker

[Lyss @lyssssnicole]

Oh no seed oils for me thanks these 7 beers will do

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

all the fruit is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is crab rangoon

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

chad michael murray

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

No it's gun violence

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

George Orwell, 1984

[Just Rock Content @JustRockContent]

“Paranoid” - Black Sabbath
https://t.co/hjXoppXpfQ

[daniela @dicknsn]

Hot

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Hey just following up on this

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

molly is my parents’ black lab

[Sam Bruchhaus @sambruchhaus]

Funniest thing about this pope is he definitely has a cousin exactly like this

[angie 🫧🐬 @ih8petewentz]

the new pope is from chicago….

[maybe: clare @clur19]

the pope is from WHERE?

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Bruno Mars looked at Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy) on this day 17 years ago.

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

I missed seeing my girl cackling 😭

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

after all that I’m the first person he wanted to talk to

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

april fools is cancelled this year because there’s no bigger joke than the current state of america

[reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo]

nobody wants to even LOOK at the dessert menu anymore and that’s the problem with society