Mara Shulman

Media Manager. Big Brother superfan. Survivor fanatic. Lover of carbonated beverages. Obsessive planner; Overthinker extraordinaire. World traveler

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Hosting 5 play dates over a 3 day weekend does not make one feel very refreshed for work tomorrow

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The scariest Monday there ever was. After my first mat leave I knew there would be another not far behind, but this is very likely the end of an era

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Every season of challenge has an expiration date (still waiting on ours though🏠🤞🏻)

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Dear house, please sell, like asap. Amen.

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If it’s meant to be, it’ll be; guess we’ll find out in 12 hours🤷🏼‍♀️

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Fall 2023, the season of purge & balance

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Tonight we could have lost everything, and in the split second of needing to evacuate from a fire, nothing material mattered except for us, our kids and the dog.

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People always leave - first my dental hygienist, then my kids pediatrician; who’s next

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Will I ever sleep again, a memoir.

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That time our AC broke, for the umpteenth time, in an April heatwave. Sending all the new house vibes for 2024

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Entering what feels like it could be the hardest stage of parenting (thus far), toilet training

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Just a mom asking her husband 1 million questions about his flight alone with our toddler at 3am; including if she slept, pooped, what she ate and if she washed her hands before bed - mom status achieved

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Welcome to the dreaded 4 month sleep regression, just when we thought we had our shit together

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Let’s pair a 2 year old sleep regression with a 3 month old who night feeds, thanks universe

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Family pictures with an infant (who’s still not sleeping well), toddler (almost 2, enough said), and wild animal (🐶)… no pressure

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It’s a balance of not wanting to miss the newborn stage, but being oh so sleep deprived

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Can someone please tell my toddler this is not the week for a sleep regression😴

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Forgetting it’s Halloween weekend and that adults actually dress up, drink and go out; welcome to life with 2 under 2. Maybe next year.

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When you get an emergency call from daycare that your child has shoved a chickpea up her nose; can’t make this shit up

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Hour 6 of solo parenting and the dog has eaten a donut and one of P’s wooden toys. Going to be a fun week