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[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

wearing my mask in the drive thru so the cashier knows i’m a leftist

[jame @kloogans]

my cat with a $20 toy: no thanks

my cat with the mcdonald's straw i dropped on the floor: u are my vice. my muse. 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝑜𝓊𝓁𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒

[Terrell 🇯🇲 @offblackterrell]

Why am I still ordering clothes? Where am I going?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Margot Robbie wasn't available to explain this GameStop situation in a bathtub, so this is the best we could do.

[Katherine Clark @WhipKClark]

On the House floor, my colleague @CoriBush and I both called out the white supremacy at the root of the attack on our democracy. She was booed. I was not. The difference is skin color.

[Luis Castañeda @LUISCASTAN3DA]

@FullFrontalSamB This aged well

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Good morning to slutty people only.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Four Seasons vs. Four Seasons Total Landscaping

[Cori Bush @CoriBush]

Mood:

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

how’s everyone doing ?? just super calm and not stressed out at all I’m assuming ? What a nice day

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let me be clear: A Biden-Harris Administration won't increase taxes by a dime on anyone making less than $400,000 a year.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Fracking is bad, actually

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m happy to report that Jill and I have tested negative for COVID. Thank you to everyone for your messages of concern. I hope this serves as a reminder: wear a mask, keep social distance, and wash your hands.

[cb @salamigirl13]

.... idk which one of you heathens asked the weather machine to go up to 80 again but stop.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Masks work.
Climate change is real.
Vaccines are effective.
Trust scientists.

[James, Holder of Kitties and Devourer of Cheeses @jamesithon]

"Protests shouldn't turn into riots"
Well arrests shouldn't turn into murders

[T.J. Quinn @TJQuinnESPN]

Anyone who starts a sentence with "the media wants/thinks/hopes..." has signaled that you don't have to take anything else in that sentence seriously.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Trump wants to give wealthy businessmen a tax break to go out to fancy restaurants, but opposes nutrition assistance to millions of low-income Americans who are going hungry. Yes. Trump loves corporate socialism for his rich friends, unfettered capitalism for everyone else.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

A man whose entire life was built on a rich blend of daddy’s money and financial fraud accuses me, daughter of a house cleaner who won multiple elections to Congress by the age of 30, of not having talent. 🤣

You can tell from his delivery that even HE doesn’t believe it. 😂