Malachi Aldridge

Actor. Singer. Dancer. Good egg

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@finnegan_molly I am inimitable I am original

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Modest clubbing

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@EndGameWW3 Be well big man! God bless you!

[Malachi Aldridge @marathonmalachi]

Me: Faith, how can I help with your wedding invitations?

Faith: Just lick it and put it in

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Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t! I joined twitter. #MyXAnniversary

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Marching in place is not interesting

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@ericswalwell Is this what Christine Fang did to you?

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@michaeljknowles At least he was honest about being a knucklehead

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Just bought the coke and mentos! Gonna make an awesome bidet

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Just found out my friend’s family calls nipples “dots.” Because nipple is a “bad word.”

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@EndGameWW3 On the anniversary of Nisour Square is crazy

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Dying to know if he’ll give the VP his endorsement for the nomination

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@ShawnIsShady The fact that Tobey and Houdini are both in the bottom 50% and they’re the only ones we’ve heard… Doesn’t bode well I say

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This is a good idea. Politicians should not get rich through what they do. It should be a difficult job

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BREAKING: Senators Jon Ossoff, Jeff Merkley, Gary Peters, and Josh Hawley have reached a bipartisan agreement to ban lawmakers from trading stocks.

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BREAKING: Senators Jon Ossoff, Jeff Merkley, Gary Peters, and Josh Hawley have reached a bipartisan agreement to ban lawmakers from trading stocks.

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This Stephanopolous interview is brutal

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Usain Bolt is so fast

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10 years in this hellscape and my tweets have only gotten less funny

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Talk to the face cuz the hand ain’t listening

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Well well WELL

How the turns table

[Malachi Aldridge @marathonmalachi]

I sometimes donate my blood. My life force. My very being