Stump flux

ambidextrous at dabbing
she/her

[Stump flux @marbleblarg]

I just think it's fucked up that we're just casually letting frogfish be fully quadrupedal down there. Bro that is legs, I feel like we should be checking in on that

[Stump flux @marbleblarg]

Killin ms because I got this ad

[Stump flux @marbleblarg]

Bretman Rock sounds like the name of a hyper masculine cartoon voiced by Patrick Warburton

[Stump flux @marbleblarg]

A second pumpkin has hit the garden

[Sam @lunchappraiser]

I'm curious.... 🤔 how many "Gamers" didn't know this fact?

[Sam @lunchappraiser]

everyone that took a long-shot bet on Anakin to win the Boonta Eve Classic years later when they hear about the Darth Vader stuff

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

sun tzu: when you are wet, get dry. when you are thirsty, drink water

mao: i am not kidding you really have to try guerilla warfare man it's so effective. anyone who says it isn't is quite frankly not thinking clearly. there's so many ways to do it. you can even give them swords

[PhD in Don Bluth Studies @PunishedToponi]

Squirt people squirt people

[Stump flux @marbleblarg]

@crarko @MerriamWebster @TimHenke9 In that those are two different things, yeah

[Justyn @FUNKePills]

Urinals belong in the command position: center of room bravely facing the entrance, not against some cowardly side wall. We used to be a country

[Stump flux @marbleblarg]

@buggirl I'm singing this to Shai

[Y. I. Otter @Dons_Lawn_Salon]

Pfizer announces new vaccine that prevents you from becoming an old timey gold rush prospector, it will be sold under the generic name Consarnitol

[Y. I. Otter @Dons_Lawn_Salon]

Pagliacci deciding to kill himself so he idles his car in the closed garage and when his wife opens the door 50 other clowns slump out

[this is the bell of a skinner killa @marcel_bruer]

Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

[100 @yh_me2]

despite my consistent contact with grass, I’m still like this

[Frontierism @frontierism]

He’s from Texas I can tell

[Stump flux @marbleblarg]

Getting regular roundworms while everyone else is worried about some newfangled parasite because I'm quirky and vintage

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt

[Stump flux @marbleblarg]

@hourIyhoroscope Got worms 🤷🏼‍♀️