DuncanM 🇺🇦

I know what it means to work hard on machines.
Account moderated, enhanced and noodled by @JoBeeMcr Nothing but Green Lights 🟢💜♏️

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Will do.

[DuncanM 🇺🇦 @MarbleToMoon]

@grok Has the release of the documentary "Grinding for the Pound" been suppressed by the Blob and MSM?

[DuncanM 🇺🇦 @MarbleToMoon]

New @bbcthree documentary looks interesting. 'Grinding for the Pound' on EU immigrants turning to lap dancing
@RogerHelmerMEP
@Nigel_Farage

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Will Shat here, and you can too! Together we’ll fix America’s
fiber deficiency one bowl 🥣 at a time. Watch the full spot 👇🏻 to find out how. #BigGame 😉

[DuncanM 🇺🇦 @MarbleToMoon]

The #BetFred advert with the scouser in it. Is it set in a safehouse or a rehab unit and the other three are his support workers?
#AdvertWatch

[DuncanM 🇺🇦 @MarbleToMoon]

@darthelvis Tape close to breaking point two thirds through.
#Dontknowwhatyoumean

[DuncanM 🇺🇦 @MarbleToMoon]

Good to see #cunts still wearing coats in this hot weather. Can't be too careful.
#Heatwave #CuntsWearingCoats
#SummerVibes

[Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2]

Me watching Trump and Musk's messy break-up

[DuncanM 🇺🇦 @MarbleToMoon]

@fesshole Same deal as bouncing up and down on the toilet seat when you need a shit.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Live look at President Trump and his Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, testing out their new totally secure communications system.

(SOUND UP)

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

And now, a look at JD Vance putting on Donald Trump's makeup ;)

(SOUND UP)

[DuncanM 🇺🇦 @MarbleToMoon]

Christ that was a mighty evening at @DeafInstitute from @fallcontinuum
Thank you for an unforgettable evening guys. Tickets booked for the return leg in November 🥁💥🥁💥🥁💥
#HouseOfAll #livemusic
#Manchester

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Sneak preview of the next four years.

[DuncanM 🇺🇦 @MarbleToMoon]

@haalband Great gig at @M3_7LW #WhiteHotel in October.
Will be keeping an eye out for you guys when you're next in town 💥

[DuncanM 🇺🇦 @MarbleToMoon]

NUTS OOH
THOSE LOVELY NUTS
#Nuts
#Masterchef #MasterchefProfessionals
#HawtreyWallaceContinuum

[Quan Le 🗞️ @qlquanle]

past 48 hours on twitter

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it