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♈️

[hoeszest @xxl233]

May god bless the dinosaur that died to make the fossil fuel that was treated to become gasoline in the car that took my mom to the hospital to give birth to me at the right time so that I can witness the greatness of shohei ohtani

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

When Squidward lost his job and had to stay with Spongebob and he tried to tell Spongebob the TV didn't work n Spongebob said THAT'S TWO THINGS THAT DON'T WORK 😭😭😭😭

[. @marc_ayy]

@DiianaD_

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga it’s because you look like a salmon

[Genghis MF Khan @GenghisMFKhan]

For those of you still fighting me on this one thinking it was real.

Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger.

Staged event

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

I have watched this video a hundred times. The way they all back away from the frog like they’ve just realized he’s a superhero takes me out every time

[South Carolina’s Governor 🦉💸 @AyeeWeltoe]

T Pain said 200 women in the spot and ain’t none of em hot. I’m crying wtf was he at 😂😭

[𝙃𝙑𝘿𝙀𝙎 @hvdesmusic]

this is how i look at the flight attendant so she knows im awake and want a treat

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

IF IM STARTING A FREE TRIAL THEY SHOULD'NT NEED MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION.

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I hate goin to ppl house & they ceiling fan spinnin loose af. Btch is it safe n here

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“incorrect username or password” BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

start diggin in yo hut twin

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday

[The Night Warrior @WarriorNight007]

@DudespostingWs The way dinner is served at a restaurant in Seoul, South Korea 🇰🇷

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The last look at my bed before leaving for work

[JKP @ringheree]

Folding the paper not crazy?

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

you don’t?????