So to everyone who fought for my return: thank you. And to everyone who wanted me gone: sorry, but apparently I'm MUCH harder to cancel than is a Disney subscription."
7/7
Jimmy Kimmel's First Monologue after coming back:
"Well, I'm back! And I have to say, it's great to be on a network that really believes in free speech...as long as the FCC approves it first.
[audience laughs]
1/3
I'm ready to serve the public interest, and I promise to only make jokes that have been pre-approved by the Department of Homeland Comedy Security.
[big laughs]
6/7
@robfulton@lisamurkowski Spend a single day working in post office Robbie, and then criticize people as being lazy. Also, government funded research and government funded employees. Have brought you an unending list of advancements. Read Michael Lewis‘s book, the fifth risk, and open your mind
@AleResnik a political decision to arrest them and clear the freeway within an hour? Would a non political decision be to clear the protestors within 50m, or 45? Perhaps “pre-arresting” them? I don’t agree with them, & now no one caught in traffic jam does.
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