Marc

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@andygoldstein05 I've got a joke you might like - A man walks into his bedroom with a pig under his arm, looks at his wife and says 'This is the Cow I've been f*cking', the wife looks up and says 'That's a pig, idiot'... The man replies saying 'I know, I was talking to the Pig'

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@AskPaddyPower #whatoddspaddy Isak to score for Liverpool against Newcastle on 25th August 2025

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@AskPaddyPower The link doesn't work?

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@AskPaddyPower #whatoddspaddy
Liverpool to win the Premier League and Europa League?

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@AskPaddyPower #whatoddspaddy Liverpool to win the quadruple?

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@GNev2 why has no one mentioned that the goal kick which led to the City 'goal' should have been a corner?

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@Carra23 why has no one mentioned that the goal kick which led to the City 'goal' should have been a corner?

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@SmoothRadio could you play Richard Marx Right here waiting for you for my wife Charlotte who has been busy arranging birthday parties for our 4 kids as well as the school summer fete were having a cheeky drink in the garden listening and want her to know how much she means to me

[Marc @marc_tobin]

#WhatOddsPaddy Liverpool and Man City to go the whole premier league season unbeaten?

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@CapitalOfficial play the waiting game, change the baby name and wait for the sister to have a baby and get a weasal and name it aftee the baby #revengeisbestservedcold

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@paddypower might want to check your spelling? Mane to Scare???

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@SmoothRadio Please tell my wife Charlotte how much I love her, she's a fantastic mum to our 3 girls and we have a new baby due in July!

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@paddypower what odds on Liverpool winning all 10 of their remaining premier league fixtures? #WhatOddsPaddy

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@WhatOddsPaddy Player to score in the Premier League and celebrate by using the referee VAR screen before the end of the season?

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@JasonManford That can't be true as I don't remember eating a f*cking legend

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@jimmycarr Just seen you talking about an App for Tinatus on QI, do you know what app it is so I can recommend it to my dad? Cheers!

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@talkSPORTDrive The Millwall fans tonight are the same as the weekend according to Sky Sports News

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@SoccerAM Ball bounces, Mellor kicks it... it seems to have ended up in the net https://t.co/IhoDQ9Fbn6

[Brian mcfadden @BrianMcFadden]

Wiping my arse with kitchen roll and drinking Guinness out of a can. Never felt less Irish in my life!

[Marc @marc_tobin]

@SamanthaQuek Only non Liverpool player I've ever had on an England shirt!