Marc Boudignon

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!!!!⚽️

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Every Inning Of Baseball Game Aired On Different Streaming Service https://t.co/8JynJjLDrZ

[Anthony Castrovince @castrovince]

The plan? Sign a "big bat" in the offseason by giving more money to your only big bat.

[Marc Boudignon @marcboudignon]

@TridentineBrew If you could get in with the LCBO and their monopoly on alcohol supply in Ontario, I would gladly support Catholic beer!

[Marc Boudignon @marcboudignon]

@houston_brogan That’s a steal. Looking to catch the Mammoth when they roll into Toronto (on a Wednesday) and I can’t get a seat for less than $170 CND. So yeah, incredible deal.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Magical? Yes. Historical? Also yes.

#GuardsBall

[La Mole @FranmilsEyebrow]

You lose your All World Closer, and your big trade piece SP in a gambling scandal. Your top hitting prospects all got hurt to the point of not helping in 25. You traded your Cy Young SP. You lost major back end pieces of the pen to injury.

But they still made it.

Unbelievable.

[Summertime Saddness Scout @Copter_roflez]

@OVTweetmarck My conspiracy theory; turbulence is fake. Pilots just jostle the controls for a few minutes at a time to justify Big Seatbelt.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

This fan caught a baseball and gave it to a young fan. A few innings later, this happened..

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Unearthed Ancient Sculpture Gives Insight Into How Much Ancient People Sucked At Art https://t.co/D9p4s2mdXN

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

Getting a new Pope is an important opportunity to find out if God is mad at us and how mad.

[Marc Boudignon @marcboudignon]

I’m honoured to have my short story featured in this issue! 📖

“Unto The End, For The Winepresses” is the story of two Cistercian monks who must reckon with fraternal and spiritual upheaval while the guest house within their Abbey confines is being demolished.

Please enjoy! 📚

[Miracle Monocle 🧐 @miracle_monocle]

We're thrilled to reveal the most Spring-infused cover we've ever released and a jewel box of gorgeous experimental literature to match with Issue 24 of Miracle Monocle!https://t.co/hDnXNP85wQ

[Miracle Monocle 🧐 @miracle_monocle]

We're only one week out from the launch of our new issue and we couldn't be more excited to bring you this eclectic mix of intelligent literatures!

[Wylfċen @wylfcen]

It's funny that Babe Ruth invented power hitting because he was 99.999th percentile in disagreeableness. Everyone back then said to swing down on the ball or you'll hit a ton of fly outs and he was like "NO, I want to make the ball fly. Look at that sucker go!" The same quirk caused him to ignore traffic laws and subsist on a miracle diet of infinite hot dogs and beer, but he hit 714 home runs even while ogre-maxxing, because the laws of physics didn't apply to him. If we had no proof he existed, he'd be considered a folk hero like Paul Bunyan.

[Tim Carney @TPCarney]

…and to shopping bags you shall return.

[Steve Sailer @Steve_Sailer]

Typical Dodgers tweet: We just signed 19-year-old ambidextrous prodigy Xing Xang Xong who pitched 400 innings for the Taipei Dragons in 2024, 200 with each arm, for $1 billion due in 2050.

Typical Angels tweet: Anthony Rendon may be dead. Or maybe not. There's no way to tell.