Breaking: @elonmusk just turned on the location spotlight and the entire “Gaza resident” influencer industry & fake IDF soldier industry just imploded.
Turns out the “eyewitness in Rafah living under bombardment” has been live-tweeting from a comfy flat in Islamabad while the only thing exploding is his mum’s pressure cooker.
The “Khan Younis nurse who hasn’t slept in 400 days” is apparently posting between shifts at a call centre in Lahore. Babe, the only IV drip you’ve seen is the chai one.
Congratulations to the “Gaza dad of six hiding in a tent” who’s been rage-sobbing for donations from a rooftop in Dhaka with better Wi-Fi than most of London. Your ‘link in bio’ days are over.
Shout-out to the “Deir al-Balah poet writing by candlelight” who’s actually in Chelyabinsk, Russia, typing manifestos next to a radiator that’s warmer than the entire sob story.
Also, a soecial shout out, to the “IDF snipers in Gaza” accounts that are actually posting from a bedroom in London, sipping tea between sobs for your ‘buy me a coffee’ donations. Busted baby.
The bot farms are naked, the VPNs are crying, and every “northern Gaza survivor” just got outed as a guy in Punjab who’s never met a rocket that wasn’t in Call of Duty.
Grift’s cooked, lads & ladettes. Pack up the fake rubble backdrop and go touch some actual grass. Your mum’s calling you for dinner and the game is finally, gloriously, over.
@HilzFuld Why even waste energy talking about Keir Scammer? You never heard of him before he became PM. He’s not relevant to his country and his country is not relevant to anyone in the world. UK has long been irrelevant to everyone. Let him talk…No one will even remember when he’s out
@SpencerGuard Let’s never ever forget that Macron was so in a rush to roll out the red carpet for joulani and give him a limousined tour of the eiffel tower….When you’re so eager to be on the wrong side of history….
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@yanisvaroufakis@CryptoWizardd ???? Such a random post. Remind us how relevant you are when your country knows better and just signed some meaningful agreements with the only country who’s redefining the future of middle east and at a pace NO ONE was expecting to?
@RyanAFournier@saifedean Not sure changing the lyrics would help anything. Girl looks like an AI model singing conspiracy theories lyrics. Mish mash of anything and everything …moving on