Marcel

It's me, your friendly neighborhood shitposter

[Marcel @Marcel_Arts]

@SneedSinclair @ProudBavaria That's actually very realistic unfortunately

[Marcel @Marcel_Arts]

@wnithout @inmostlight And they're masochists

[ふぅ @fuchan0606]

🦭

[Marcel @Marcel_Arts]

@Convi57 @wintrjen Wenn man sich besonders von anderen abheben muss, um eingestellt zu werden, ist dieser Studiengang halt immer noch Mist. Es ist per Definition unmöglich, dass jeder sich von anderen abhebt

[Marcel @Marcel_Arts]

@StanKasperovich @POTFES Our pension systems suck, but this is not the reason why.
When pensions are consumed by the elderly, it benefits the economy. Meanwhile the unconsumed part of pensions is still available to banks for giving loans to companies.

[Marcel @Marcel_Arts]

@stdj489 My cats also did this when they got older. Need to put tissues or something in front of the toilet in advance

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Skate player uses the clapping animation to land safely after jumping from a building

🎥: u/SurWesley

[sean @_sn_n]

MAGA after Trump solves a problem he literally caused in the first place

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

bring it on

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Watched a cute animal video that I knew to be AI all the way through

[Marcel @Marcel_Arts]

@Boi_die @Etanarachel Well, no one is born perfect. You needed to learn how to read and/or consider others' feelings and interests first before you could do it.
The solution to that isn't bullying, but open communication like "If you only wanna talk about your interests, we'll just leave you alone".

[Marcel @Marcel_Arts]

@nolimityaze 我们是查理柯克

[Marcel @Marcel_Arts]

@lun4rbunnyVT @ProblemPrincexx @Warpstar_707 @Guto998518 @denimneverdies Because the bully wants to feel better about him/herself by putting others down

[Marcel @Marcel_Arts]

@bhangbhangducx Many such cases!

[Bhangbhangduc @bhangbhangducx]

a mentally disabled aristocrat has lost a pointless war which resulted in a humiliating treaty at Versailles

[Chronikler @TheChroNikler]

@maryarchived Oh, you saw that video too

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

throwing out a random land acknowledgment mid-paragraph because she realized she's making a blood-and-soil argument is the most cynical deployment of wokeness i've seen since 2024

nature is healing

[Prof. Ryan Katz-Rosene @ryankatzrosene]

What a normal heartbeat really looks like. Calm down.