Tortured Heat Fan Department

Comics champion. Brasileira, Florida kid, sleepy extrovert, elder millennial. Space Jam enthusiast. Heat lifer.

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@SiobhanBeslow Who is chopping onions in my house at 11 PM? 😭

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@5ReasonsSports @mistero1_pizza From yesterday's family chat:

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@ShamsCharania OH

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@ShamsCharania Absolute Heat legend 🔥🫡

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@ShamsCharania HOLY.

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@ShamsCharania WHAT

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@KennySpenceNBA People are going to roast you alive for this take, but I'm with you. That guy has guts.

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@HeatvsHaters This just makes me sad about Duncan

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@ShamsCharania 🤔

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@ShamsCharania Oooooh

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@5ReasonsSports I'm already worried about Reid and Crotty, bless their hearts.

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@5ReasonsSports And the source wasn't exactly shocking.

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@MiamiHEAT 👀

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@Alf954 Two centers tonight? Hm.

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@HeatNationZachp Nm there he is 💀💀💀

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@HeatNationZachp I couldn't decide if ESPN is not letting him spoil things anymore, or did he just decide it wasn't as fun without Woj to compete with?

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@Major_Passons They weren't wrong, though 😅

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@Alf954 Retire #0 league-wide? Ijs.

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@GregSylvander @HeatvsHaters 27! Elder millennials unite. 😂

[Tortured Heat Fan Department @marcelaphane]

@ShamsCharania Definitely thought this was KD to the Rockets for a sec.